Hailey P

I just really like being upside down. 🤸🏻‍♀️

[Hailey P @HaileyPelland]

@virgosgrooviest Renée Rapp is right there??

[Hailey P @HaileyPelland]

Ok I love Simone as much as anybody, really, but if I have to choose between watching her drink water and the routines of the literally 4 teams seriously fighting for a medal the choice is obvious! Gymnastics coverage is so frustrating 😭

[Hailey P @HaileyPelland]

Lol you know you’re tired when you order the veggie meatballs at @IKEACanada like you always do but instead of mashed potatoes and gravy you get this, only notice after you pay and now want to cry 😂😂 (but seriously wtf ikea 😅)

[Hailey P @HaileyPelland]

@ScriptsByJames Emily Prentiss in criminal minds!

[Hailey P @HaileyPelland]

It’s the slow burn. I’m invested at this point 😂

[Hailey P @HaileyPelland]

If anyone says influencer marketing doesn’t work, I’m currently trying to convince my family to go to an AFC Wimbledon game when we go to the UK for the sole reason that I’ve been listening to @sportswithjohn give weekly updates on them for years 😂😂

[Hailey P @HaileyPelland]

@emilykmay Yes! My step mom took that role for me, and eventually I was the one who started seeing her as my parent because I knew she loved and respected me (the I love and respect the shot out of her) she’s one of my best friends

[Scribulatora @Scribulatora]

I have a friend who breeds dogs. The kind of dogs that cost a lot of money. She puts potential buyers through a serious set of tests before she’ll give them a dog.

We were talking last night about the lung transplant situation and she related this story to me …

[Hailey P @HaileyPelland]

@pearlythingz My parents getting divorced was the best thing that ever happened to me. They each get to be happy with people who make them happy, and my siblings and I get to be surrounded by love instead of misery

[Hailey P @HaileyPelland]

Lol honestly arguably too many answers if you ask the people in my life

[Hailey P @HaileyPelland]

Listening to @mametown and @gracehelbig ask so many circus questions in a recent podcast… guys I have answers 😂😂

[Hailey P @HaileyPelland]

@mattsgoodtweets @iwrist @davidhogg111 Lmaooo was that supposed to be some sort of “own” 😂😂😂 Im embarrassed for you 😂

[Hailey P @HaileyPelland]

@mattsgoodtweets @iwrist @davidhogg111 Save the money you’d spend on Twitter blue and get an education 😂

[Hailey P @HaileyPelland]

@mattsgoodtweets @iwrist @davidhogg111 CHILDREN WERE SHOT YOU ABSOLUTE TOWEL OF A HUMAN BEING

[Hailey P @HaileyPelland]

When most of your classes for your entire undergrad were in this building 🙃😂

[CTV Montreal @CTVMontreal]

McGill University closes 3 buildings, moves classes online after asbestos found https://t.co/OrZ9x0rmHx

[Hailey P @HaileyPelland]

I can’t imagine having to such a sad pathetic life that you feel the need to put this on the internet unprompted 😂

[Nutram Pet Products @nutram]

Pets are not Christmas gifts! They are a 10 – 20-year commitment.
If the decision has been made to welcome a 4-legged friend into your home, perhaps consider gifting your loved one with a “gift package”. This would allow the person to go and choose the pet that is right for them.

[Hailey P @HaileyPelland]

@AirCanada Not to mention if done that way it is non refundable which is a big risk with Covid as rampant as it currently is.

[Hailey P @HaileyPelland]

Hey @AirCanada your prices to fly within Canada are criminal. Why tf should it cost 1500 to fly Mtl to Moncton in November??? I can’t afford to go to a family members funeral, that’s ridiculous.

[Hailey P @HaileyPelland]

@AirCanada 200 dollars of the flight is still ridiculous and unaffordable.