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[hotdog @HaileyRiane]

hi guys i just miss my cat and i want other people to see how cute he is that’s him in the orange thank you for coming to my ted talk

[Marvel Entertainment @Marvel]

What just happened? Watch the official teaser trailer for #SpiderManNoWayHome, exclusively in movie theaters December 17: https://t.co/a35xJsLrBL @SpiderManMovie

[hotdog @HaileyRiane]

sometimes i can't tell if i actually like flamin' hot cheetos or if i just like punishing myself

[hotdog @HaileyRiane]

my 31 yr old coworker came back from the restroom and immediately told me about how she "just dropped the biggest turd in history," and how "it was the size of her forearm." tell me why she then pulled out her phone and showed me a picture of her shit in the toilet.

[hotdog @HaileyRiane]

remember when i took calculus for fun in high school lmfao who tf was she

[hotdog @HaileyRiane]

a v sweet elderly man at goodwill asked me what size ring i wear but i didn't know so then he slipped this ring on my pinky so i guess this means we're married now

[hotdog @HaileyRiane]

why is it that every time i go to my parents house they have more food and snacks than me and my 3 siblings ever had growing up???

[hotdog @HaileyRiane]

have you ever been so bored of your own dreams that you divergent yourself awake to change the channel

[hotdog @HaileyRiane]

how do y'all annoying mfs still got fireworks??? go to bed

[Ayana Mathis @Ayana_Mathis]

I’m getting scared that we’re forgetting Breonna Taylor- those cops haven’t even been arrested. Please remember black women. Please let’s keep fighting for her.

[hotdog @HaileyRiane]

DVDs:
Shallow Hal
Tropic Thunder
Friends Season 2
300
Spiderman
Hitch
The Dark Knight

[hotdog @HaileyRiane]

things you can find at almost every goodwill, a thread:

[hotdog @HaileyRiane]

red snakeskin purses (these were grouped like this, i shit you not)

[hotdog @HaileyRiane]

me: twilight is super cringey/funny now that im not 12

*midnight sun is finally announced*

me:

[Bert @AJCruz125]

1 year ago, I cried like a little bitch at the movie theater