A ball of anxiety, with core of depression. Splash a little sass and sarcasm in the mix, and you have my soul. Welcome to my life, please remove your shoes.
I don’t look like a high school stoner at work today, so everyone keeps asking if have a date tonight, no I just put two seconds of thought to my outfit today. 🤷🏻♀️ #lazyproblems
@realDonaldTrump No we aren’t. Shouldn’t have been so shady. Would love to have another American president that was a republican who wasn’t racist, and wasn’t classist, and wasn’t kissing Russia’s ass.
Thanks @tacobell for the saddest taco I’ve ever received. Literally falling apart and flat as a pancake. The perfect ending to a horrible day. #tacobell#fortworth ps. They’re all like this. 😭
@realDonaldTrump Wait... so you’re going to be a dictator? Or do you not realize that you cannot serve more than two terms in a row? Because.... either way this is something highly disturbing for a president to tweet.....