Hey Joe

long legs, brown hair, brown eyed goober

[Hey Joe @HaileyyJoe]

We are at the age where we want to get our shit together but party until 3am everyday. What a confusing time to be alive

[Hey Joe @HaileyyJoe]

Someone teach me how to lose weight

[Hey Joe @HaileyyJoe]

Help wanted signs, fuel prices pushing $4, housing market sky rocketing.

How is this a better economy? @JoeBiden

[Hey Joe @HaileyyJoe]

Okay this kitchen tho 😍 everything about this is cute. The cabinets/ cupboards 👌

[Hey Joe @HaileyyJoe]

@aidanschlupe Thank God! 😉

[Hey Joe @HaileyyJoe]

@McDonalds can you please bring back the snack wraps

American will thank you

[Hey Joe @HaileyyJoe]

I understand Grandpa Joe Biden doesn't have to pay for his own fuel but this is fucking ridiculous y'all. I get excited if I see $3.15 now

[shelby @SSoderstrom13]

How do I lose 30lbs in 30 days. I’m not against crack but wanna hear better options first

[𝑫𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒚 𓃒 @itsyaboydilly]

yet another day where i didn’t use y=mx+b

[Hey Joe @HaileyyJoe]

Do I agree with what's happened in the last year? No. Do I want to be part of a civil war? No. Am I gonna eat some cookie dough and mind my own business? Absolutely.

[Hey Joe @HaileyyJoe]

I need useful coupons for groceries. Meat, cheese, cereal. Not a weekly reminder for tampons and shampoo in the paper.

[Hey Joe @HaileyyJoe]

It makes my heart happy that my friends know I'm always gonna support and think highly of them. I love ya'll more than you know.

[𝚕𝚎𝚡 ꕥ @lexamischnick]

Today we’re choosing ✨alcohol✨ at 10 am

[Hey Joe @HaileyyJoe]

On a serious note, what did Kevin McCallister's dad do to pay for a family vacation in Paris and own that beautiful home?!

[Flatland Cavalry @FlatlandCavalry]

Kiss an angel good morning & love her like the devil when you get back home... RIP to the legend Charley Pride.

[Sia🦋 @riralovex]

At this stage, im only interested in consistency, stability, respect and loyalty.

[laurence montpellier @laurencelpg]

Eat beef & be nice to people.

[Hey Joe @HaileyyJoe]

My bank account is saying everyone is getting a hug for Christmas