Jibber Taternugs

professional troll, expert of worthless information, arborist, hip hop enthusiast.

[Jibber Taternugs @Haimez40]

@DevyEusuf Nice work Fusue.

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@FinanceLancelot 2031 Moon Wobble

[𝘉𝘜𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘛 𝘏𝘖𝘓𝘡 @BulletHolz]

GM

[John Christo @WhitePepperESQ]

Just played as the Dolphins in Madden and HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt]

Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri.

The Show Me State!

[Jibber Taternugs @Haimez40]

@ceegee520 @WESTSIDEGUNN All fire but "Amira Kitchen" stays in my morning walk rotation like it just dropped.

[⚜️ @WhoDatKellz]

Christian McCaffrey week 3:

[Jibber Taternugs @Haimez40]

@comBradStevens Are you suggesting eliminating woman's sports? Interesting.

[Jibber Taternugs @Haimez40]

@BronxBmbrz We got Spencer Jones at home. Let him pitch.

[ЩΣПDӨᄂYПП  @wendeeluvz]

🤣 This new generation just don’t know how hard that song hit at the time. 😂
#DontBeRidiculous 😎 #UCantTouchThis

[atlas @reatlashype]

Do crackheads ever say, “I’m too broke to smoke crack tonight”?

No. They get up and make it happen.

Lesson in there.

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

Success at work means very little if your kids won't call you when they need advice.

[Jibber Taternugs @Haimez40]

@Polymarket

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@Polymarket My favorite part of these stories is they only involve adults so far when we all know they are using these to track and manipulate easy targets.

[Roy Rogers Happy Trails Music Shop  @RoyRogers_HTMS]

April 1, 1989.
Living Colour walks onto SNL and doesn’t just play — they take over.
Vernon Reid’s guitar is pure controlled chaos. Funky, aggressive, and sharp as a blade. “Cult of Personality” already hit hard on record, but this live version feels like the band is trying to burn the studio down in the best way possible.
Most bands get polite applause on late-night TV.
Living Colour got a reaction that felt closer to a mosh pit.
Still one of the most electric SNL performances of that entire era.
Anyone else think this moment doesn’t get talked about enough?

[Adam Ronis @AdamRonis]

When you're a commissioner of a fantasy league, you see how much people don't read or pay attention to details.

[Jibber Taternugs @Haimez40]

@CoinvoTrading I'm afraid you are an idiot.

[Baseball Scouting @BSBSCOUT]

“I don’t care how good you are or how good you think you are. You’re going to fail.” - Derek Jeter