HairPants

[HairPants @HairPantz]

Krill myself, has anyone said that before? Like the sea creature

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https://t.co/Tekv3OZDf7

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They say that you never know when you’re insane

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@TheCoinCollect8 @PaulSkallas Khomenei has been dead for 30 years

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Get out of me head matey, get out of me head

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Anybody know if the grinch is a good hang?

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MGS3 scrapped boss fight

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@SpookySpicez Id shit my pants

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

A rainbow kind of morning

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In my neighborhood we know it’s fireworks because it’s safe and dandy in this bitch

[HairPants @HairPantz]

Subway worker skinning me when I try redeeming my dollar footlong coupon tattoo

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I ate two baconators today. AMA

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@tonyhawktruther No :( guess I’m retarded

[HairPants @HairPantz]

In love with a bee named hornetta

[HairPants @HairPantz]

Me and this homeless guy im currently frenching are one in the same

[HairPants @HairPantz]

Frictionless chicken breast

[HairPants @HairPantz]

Cancer that makes you cold

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Carrying on his legacy by frightening South Americans

[gaurav @gaxrav]

- worked on the apollo missions
- killed his dad
- started mcafee software
- forbes top 100
- presidential candidate
- wanted in 3 countries
- survived 50+ assassination attempts
- married a prostitute who was hired to kill him
- behind edward snowden
- bitcoin billionaire
- hacked hillary clinton’s office by sending her staff free computers
- killed a few people in belize
- lived on a boat in the caribbean sea with armed guards
- never paid income tax because he blackmails the us gov
- escaped captivity in guatemala by faking a heart attack
- committed suicide in a spanish prison
- may still be alive

[gaurav @gaxrav]

- worked on the apollo missions
- killed his dad
- started mcafee software
- forbes top 100
- presidential candidate
- wanted in 3 countries
- survived 50+ assassination attempts
- married a prostitute who was hired to kill him
- behind edward snowden
- bitcoin billionaire
- hacked hillary clinton’s office by sending her staff free computers
- killed a few people in belize
- lived on a boat in the caribbean sea with armed guards
- never paid income tax because he blackmails the us gov
- escaped captivity in guatemala by faking a heart attack
- committed suicide in a spanish prison
- may still be alive

[HairPants @HairPantz]

Can’t believe Ive been arguing over the taste of piss with a guy who eats Italian food