Austin Harris

Always on an adventure 😎

[Austin Harris @Hairless73]

Let’s go to Jinny’s

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Quote your hometown in four words

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Jack Hughes for the gold.

[Austin Harris @Hairless73]

Why does Harrison Mevis look
like he’s 43 years old out there 😂

[Busch Beer @BuschBeer]

Pro tip: 30 racks come pre-wrapped

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

🚨 Exclusive: Aaron Rodgers reveals why he signed with the Steelers.
He’s back!

[Austin Harris @Hairless73]

I miss the days when Twitter was actually a bunch of friends in my timeline and just the most random things. Everything is just politics or news now 😑

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Number 20 need a map lmaoooo

This gotta be the worst coverage of all time.

[Mets Reb-ular season’s over @SportsRebo]

Dumbasses could’ve just signed Juan Soto instead

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Bears DB Tyrique Stevenson (#29) was ridiculing #Commanders fans before the Hail Mary.

He ended up being the player who tipped the ball to Noah Brown.

You can't make this up. Holy cow.

(🎥 @joe_abdo)

[Austin Harris @Hairless73]

Sounds like you should get a new house built lol 8k is WILDDD

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

Davante Adams hamstring as soon as the trade went through

[Austin Harris @Hairless73]

It’s that time of the year when every person asks “what time you going to leave the woods” during an evening of deer hunting.

The answer is always WHEN IT GETS DARK.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

MAKING THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE

INSANE 93-YARD PUNT RETURN TOUCHDOWN FOR BYU

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

Didn’t even know this was possible 😂

[Austin Harris @Hairless73]

Lamar Jackson’s scrambling ability is insane. Dude can weave through an all out blitz and make everyone miss 😂

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Federal minimum wage in:

2009: $7.25
2010: $7.25
2011: $7.25
2012: $7.25
2013: $7.25
2014: $7.25
2015: $7.25
2016: $7.25
2017: $7.25
2018: $7.25
2019: $7.25
2020: $7.25
2021: $7.25
2022: $7.25
2023: $7.25
2024: $7.25

Folks, it's time to raise the damn wage already.

[MLB @MLB]

IT'S A #WALKOFF SLAM FOR NOLAN ARENADO 🤯

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

Guy fist pumped after getting shot. Dawg

[John Rich @JohnRichTV]

Five Guys sells a double cheeseburger for $11.59 and a single cheeseburger for $9.79. That implies their patties are worth $1.80, and a pair of buns are $7.99

Just something I thought about for the first time and thought was kinda stupid