Hairless Kane

I don’t know how many years on this earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.

[Hairless Kane @HairlessKane]

@RobYoun29453972 @rjNUFC 100% agree. The logo made a huge difference

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@rjNUFC

[RJ @rjNUFC]

That kit gets far too much stick. Looks class.

[Hairless Kane @HairlessKane]

🚨 @NUFC have Omar Marmoush high on their list and apparently feel pretty good about paying City’s €60-65M asking price. No approach yet, though. Spurs and Barcelona are lurking as well. #NUFC #Magpies #ToonArmy #HWTL (Credit to @caughtoffside)

[Hairless Kane @HairlessKane]

@WhiteKingMagicX Ellen/Elliot Page was never playing Achilles. So, again, I can tell you haven’t actually seen the movie. And if you haven’t seen it, your opinion about the movie is completely invalid. #theodyssey

[Hairless Kane @HairlessKane]

I finally got around to watching The Odyssey, and oh my Hades… it’s a masterpiece. There really isn’t any other word for it. Nolan absolutely knocked this one out of the park. Easily his best work to date. 🎬🔥 #TheOdyssey #theodysseyreview

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Average tifo of some German team you've never heard of that's been stuck in the 2nd or 3rd division forever.

[Ultras Clips @ultras_clips]

🇩🇪🙌 The atmosphere at Germany's 3rd-tier MSV Duisburg games is next level! 🤩

[Hairless Kane @HairlessKane]

@WhiteKingMagicX So, you haven’t actually seen it. Because if you had, you’d know Achilles isn’t even in the movie. Therefore, your opinion about the movie is invalid. 😂 #theodyssey

[Hairless Kane @HairlessKane]

A brace from Yoane Wissa to complete the comeback against Valencia. ⚽️⚽️ A 2-1 win at the Mestalla and a winning start to the Matthias Jaissle era. Not a bad way to begin a new chapter at Newcastle. (Credit to @NUFC) #NUFC #Magpies #ToonArmy #HWTL

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🇦🇷🏟️ This is No.1 on my football bucket list. La Bombonera for a night match.

[Hairless Kane @HairlessKane]

@WhiteKingMagicX I'll take that as a no. Kinda hard to tell what a movie is if you haven't seen it.

[🏟️ Stadiums Of Our Dreams @Stadium_Dreams]

🏟️ Peninsula Stadium

📍 Salford 🇬🇧
📶 Capacity 5,100
👕 Salford City

📸 Pitch Hunters

[90s Football @90sfootball]

Philippe Albert scoring one of the most iconic Premier League goals of all time!

[Hairless Kane @HairlessKane]

🚨 @ManUtd have made an approach for @NUFC's Lewis Hall, but the Magpies have flat out rejected it. The message is clear that Hall is NOT FOR SALE this summer. Newcastle are standing firm for now. Hands off, Red Devils! (Source @SkySports)#NUFC #Magpies #ToonArmy

[Hairless Kane @HairlessKane]

@WhiteKingMagicX Did you see it?

[Hairless Kane @HairlessKane]

At a ⚽️ match in Uruguay the ball went into traffic and caused an accident.👀👀👀 #Uruguay #soccer #football (credit to @leichh16)

[Hairless Kane @HairlessKane]

@Ryan60010593 @MenInBlazers @usmntonly He was. No one even dreamed of success in the Premier League before him.

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@Ryan60010593 @MenInBlazers @usmntonly He did. Yet he still trails Dempsey by 20+ Premier League goals. That's why Clint's the GOAT.

[Hairless Kane @HairlessKane]

Michael Dawson on @NUFC's prospects this season after Eddie Howe's departure. (Credit to @SkySports @SkySportsNews @SkySportsPL) #EPL #NUFC #Magpies #ToonArmy