Dustin Beck

The warmth in your nostrils means it’s working!

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“Hey my milk’s all thick and sour smelling- guess I’ll just eat it with a spoon”

#DollopOfLazy

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@dylanisfunny @JSilberino I fear you won’t get the due credit for this @didwesolveit deep-cut

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@Ashdandy Reported NSFW

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@LordBurgundy

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@mutantmars These SOUND like a good idea, but they forget to mention that you’re going to have to actually feel like turning the lights on in the first place- that’s where I falter...

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@Sgtzima @Harlack So we’re not going to mention that Tuvix includes a dildo? Progressive even for Star Fleet!

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@JSilberino @casualsmokes @Lundigras @shainbrenden I wanted to like these tweets, but didn’t want to implicate myself.

Wait... is replying worse!?

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@HeliumComedyPdx @Bopl

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@JSilberino Consider this my preorder

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@Bopl Had a blast braski!

[Jake Silberman @thecomedianjake]

Thanks to @wweek and everyone who threw my name on the ballot, I appreciate all the love and support. Shout to @shainbrenden of @didwesolveit for making the list!

https://t.co/h7rwkXotmB

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@JSilberino @didwesolveit @shainbrenden @neerandloathing

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#TheLastDriveIn

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@Ashdandy @Chromeo ‼️

[Ash @Ashdandy]

@Chromeo Hey fam! Long shot question. I have VIP tix to Thurs, but due to work constraints we are deeply saddened that we can’t go. I know I can’t transfer tix & I don’t want any $ for them, but I would love for other funkateers to be able to use them. Any way to give these away?

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@Garrdor85

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@Garrdor85

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@JSilberino

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@dontmars I Googled cockroach facts