hairyman

I played sports in high school.

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@shepeesa feel u on that one

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Stocking up my brand new crib with @WheatThins (all from @HyVee of course)!!! 🙌🏼 #carbload #moving #twitter

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Signed: Daffy Duck

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*~a MoMeNt LiKe ThIs~*

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S/o to lipstick

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Hashtag cheeseballs

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April Fools' Day had me like

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@HairyManFart whoops I meant to Google that

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GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS ❤️🎉👰💍😍

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As far as I'm concerned, the food pyramid is 100% @WheatThins

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Shmandy Shmilosmakis

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Spinnin' while my hands up

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Wish I had some @WheatThins

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Dis game had me like

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Does anyone know if ESPN is hiring

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#doyoubelieveinmiracles

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🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀

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Fav this if you want me to live-tweet the game tonight! #sports