Zach Kaskey

[Zach Kaskey @HairyPolack]

@Betty_Blazer the lottery...comments

[Zach Kaskey @HairyPolack]

To everybody out there that drives a Pontiac Crossfire- both of you guys look ridiculous

[Zach Kaskey @HairyPolack]

I can appreciate a Stargate, Stomp the Yard, and Eyes Wide Shut themed half time show, but Sister Act?

[Zach Kaskey @HairyPolack]

@cayennecuntessa look who is tweeting now. Prepare for utter bemusement and underwhelming banter.

[Zach Kaskey @HairyPolack]

Maternity photo shoots are like black jelly beans

[Zach Kaskey @HairyPolack]

@LemmieLickett my wife and I just engaged in my favorite sensual role play- she played Beau Bridges and I was Padma from top chef

[Zach Kaskey @HairyPolack]

Get ready for reality blended with dampened sensationalism

[Zach Kaskey @HairyPolack]

Bernie Madoff has very forgiving eyes

[Zach Kaskey @HairyPolack]

My world is upside down. I just found out Kevin Kline and Timothy Hutton are two different people.

[Zach Kaskey @HairyPolack]

No one has ever made a bad bowling documentary.