Salad Shirazi

today I feel

[BELIEBER @Vararse_]

We signed Eriksen after he’d died & he was still more mobile than Tielemans ffs

[Salad Shirazi @Hajeefiruz]

@blacknwhitefut @Scamzel We found zirks burner

[Mads @europemaxxed]

The Zodiac Killer in 2007 sitting in a random cinema watching a $65 million budget film about himself

[Salad Shirazi @Hajeefiruz]

@PlayStalgiaX I miss fully destructible environments

[Isaac and Luxo🎙️ @isaacandluxo]

Clancy brown is a phenomenal actor who deserves all the roles he gets

But god it’s so funny that in almost every single one of them you’ll hear Mr. Krabs slip out a little bit

[Salad Shirazi @Hajeefiruz]

@98ReimusWalkman @drsuffy no chance

[Salad Shirazi @Hajeefiruz]

@utdreport @Glongari New contract to be signed soon

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Girls be like “I manifested this” and it’s just them being an escort on a boat.

[Salad Shirazi @Hajeefiruz]

@RegistaCall Problem areas rated in order of urgency

- LB: enough of Luke Shaw
(Lewis Hall, Balde, DiMarco)

- ST/CF: Zirkzee gotta go
(Endrick, Bonny, Aghehowa)

- CB: Martinez, DeLight are too injury prone
(Lukeba, Zabarnyi, Bastoni)

- RB: Dalot & Mazraoui 2027
(Read, Livramento, Gusto)

[toxic king @toxicking]

Bitches don’t even wash their face no more they just throw a lil star on it

[Salad Shirazi @Hajeefiruz]

@UtdChulo That 35m makes a whole lotta sense now

[Salad Shirazi @Hajeefiruz]

@ManUtd Autozone

[Salad Shirazi @Hajeefiruz]

@unitedpeoplestv his biggest contribution was letting the ball run through his legs

[Salad Shirazi @Hajeefiruz]

@PolymarketSport Not this fucker again

[Matthew @OswaldsTopGuy]

Jews be like: "We tricked God again!"

[Salad Shirazi @Hajeefiruz]

@centredevils @StatmanDave United crossed low from the corner flag and didn't beat the first post

Hull crossed early and with curl to the back post

Football is simple

[Salad Shirazi @Hajeefiruz]

Bruno letting the ball go through his legs the 2nd time 🤬

[Salad Shirazi @Hajeefiruz]

@RegistaCall Hull City on set pieces against United

[Salad Shirazi @Hajeefiruz]

Yank Shaw off while you're at it too