Mattea🦋

bend when you can, snap when you have to.

[Mattea🦋 @HakunaMattea_]

Joke backfired HAHAHA

[Mattea🦋 @HakunaMattea_]

If a judge tried to practice medicine without a license, that would be…

[JD Vance @JDVance]

If a judge tried to tell a general how to conduct a military operation, that would be illegal.

If a judge tried to command the attorney general in how to use her discretion as a prosecutor, that's also illegal.

Judges aren't allowed to control the executive's legitimate power.

[Mattea🦋 @HakunaMattea_]

@JDVance If a judge tried to practice medicine without a license, that would be…

[Mattea🦋 @HakunaMattea_]

@JDVance So what about all of these judges telling physicians how to practice medicine…. Without a medical license…

[Mattea🦋 @HakunaMattea_]

I’d like to know what this person was thinking when they packed my @Target order….. 2 sets of drinkware ordered and arrived broken (obviously if you don’t put packing…?) will not be putting anything else from there on our registry.

[Mattea🦋 @HakunaMattea_]

@BestBuy completely irresponsible..delayed delivery order 10 days only to have us end our holiday trip early and drive 12 hours with 300lbs of beef to meet our new delivery time. Now we’ve made it home with 4 hours until scheduled delivery and just told next available is 1/15.

[Mattea🦋 @HakunaMattea_]

Can we talk about how Mary’s song says 87 and 89 AND THATS THEIR NUMBERS HE IS #87 AND SHE IS TAYLOR AND SHE WAS BORN IN 1989

[Mattea🦋 @HakunaMattea_]

America really doubled down with its old white man obsession this election. I strongly believe (hope) this is the last election of this kind. The voting demographic has changed. With a need slate, pool, and list of concerns we will do better (so much better)

[Mattea🦋 @HakunaMattea_]

Regardless of stance, men will never understand the inhumanity and disgust of their body being used as a political strategy.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. There is nothing to avenge, no scores to settle once wounds have healed. And upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. This writer is of the firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. Once we have spoken our saddest story, we can be free of it.

And then all that’s left behind is the tortured poetry.

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT is out now: https://t.co/PzuwWnatO7

[Mattea🦋 @HakunaMattea_]

A moment for for the unhinged self aware heartbroken but healing queen #TTPD #TaylorSwift

[Mattea🦋 @HakunaMattea_]

Ok but my prediction is @taylorswift13
1. Brings the “light academia” aesthetic to the scene and 2. It goes wild

[Mattea🦋 @HakunaMattea_]

@taylorswift13 is releasing TTPD and watch her 1. Create ‘light academia’ aesthetic and 2. It being the new interior design trend

[Mattea🦋 @HakunaMattea_]

@BabyNameDoula Both grandmas named Cynthia and they named baby girl Cynatra

[NFL @NFL]

AFC EAST CHAMPIONS. FOUR STRAIGHT. @BuffaloBills

#NFLPlayoffs

[Diane Marie @Dee_Camacho]

Bored in the hospital so I put all my symptoms into ChatGPT & asked it to list the most likely dx’s in order. Of course, anxiety was at the top of the list. So I ran it again but as a male pt, and to absolutely no ones surprise, anxiety wasn’t even ON the list of possible dx’s 🙃

[Mattea🦋 @HakunaMattea_]

@BabyNameDoula No idea but read a book with character Auden and it stuck with me. Makes sense as a long time fan of Audrina. Interested in what you found

[WhatsInABabyName // Taylor A. Humphrey @BabyNameDoula]

Horny, but for women to get the medical care they need from trauma-informed practitioners

[Mattea🦋 @HakunaMattea_]

@scrambledmeghs My reaction to Martha on cover of SI as well

[Mattea🦋 @HakunaMattea_]

TV doesn’t stand for television anymore. Stardom isn’t even close. Legendary @taylorswift13

[Mattea🦋 @HakunaMattea_]

It’s Friday, 80 degrees, and I have a Trader Joe’s gift card. Bliss, baby