Emmy K

A binge watching Barista who bakes.

[Emmy K @HakunaMessina]

I craft stuff, I decorate stuff, and I talk a lot. Don’t know what else to say about myself.

[Emmy K @HakunaMessina]

Instead of banning tik tok why don’t they look at Facebook and Meta AI which is used to collect data. I’m sure billionaire Zuckerberg isn’t selling our info.

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Saw Sting tonight for #screamunseen . Had one of the grosser movie deaths I’ve seen in a while but apart from that was a milder jump scare horror with a creepy kid and the (step)dad from Coraline (who cares more) . Worth $5 or a Netflix watch.

[Emmy K @HakunaMessina]

My Roman Empire is the girl on the bachelor who pronounced lingerie as linger-ee

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I’m sorry this is the funniest thing ever @bigtimerush

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I am 99% sure I’m being catfished right now by someone pretending to be Kendall from Big Time Rush and honestly this is the funniest and most exciting thing to happen to me this year.

[Emmy K @HakunaMessina]

Being an adult doing adult things is overrated. I just want to blow off doing homework in lieu of playing the sims and eat whatever I want with no consequences.

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@Bunnyfarmz Yo where are the rest of your recs?

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I’m ready for the Gypsy Rose renaissance. Miss thing better have a book deal, tik tok account, and all the sugar she wants.

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My favorite thing to do when under the influence is go on Bumble, and roast men based off of their profile. I do not wonder why I’m single.

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Imagine to just be chilling, eating lunch and then all of a sudden you look over and see Gordon Ramsay getting ready to absolutely annihilate a restaurant.

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@CapitalOne #TSxCapitalOne #giveaway New Romantics will always be a vibe💙

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Since April I’m averaging 2-3 books/audiobooks a week right now between Libby and Hoopla and the fact I haven’t paid for a single book is mind blowing.

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In two days I turn 29. As an unmarried woman, the only title I will answer to is Venus Deathtrap. That will be all .

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@RedSox Yeah sitting in the rain for two hours waiting for an update is immaculate

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@RedSox Literally just got on the T

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I love how Microsoft has a case of the Mondays and decided not to come in today.

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Me going into the Jonas Brothers presale today after the Great Eras War , Loverfest , and the 12 other attempts I made to get into a Jonas brothers presale through ticketmaster.

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I should really talk to my therapist about my psychological need to provide food for others.

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Let the bet start on how many wreaths I will make during this manic episode, I feel ready to make at least three.

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@taylornation13 This is a case of being older but never wiser