Haley 🐝

ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง she/her

[Haley 🐝 @Hal3yBee]

@euphorixa We did this in elementary school and I put “He builds swing sets, and maybe he does stuff at work” They still have that paper saved.

[mini 👑 @mini4butches]

when I say ‘chat’ it’s because i’m referring to the imaginary twitch chat that is constantly observing me not chatgpt

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

the rest is still unwritten you dumb bitch

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

Why are so many people mad about “I am Jane Doe?”
Weren’t ya’ll just Charlie Kirk not that long ago?

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

IF. THOSE. FRATERNITY. BROTHERS. HAD. SAID. FREE. PALESTINE. INSTEAD. OF. FREE. PUSSY. THOSE. BOYS. WOULD. HAVE. BEEN. EXPELLED.

LET. THAT. FUCKING. SINK. IN.

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

Me summed up

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

no offense to like 80% of you but I do genuinely think I’m a better person for having never placed a bet on sports

[Ashleyn Lagerberg @corybantic_lad]

“I asked grok” “I asked chat gpt” well, I asked the Pope and he says you fucking suck

[renee💌 @dearsswiftie]

HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY TO THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

September 30th October 1st

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

hockey.

[U.S. Department of the Interior @Interior]

He got it from his mama.

Bear 89, aka Backpack, is the 2026 Fat Bear Week champ. Turns out hefty runs in the family.

His mom, Holly the Duchess of Density, won in 2019. She carried him on her back as a cub and helped him survive a serious leg injury. Now her little Backpack has a crown of his own. 👑

[maddy is gray rocking❤️‍🔥💍 @urlosingmaddy]

i loved the encore on the first listen y’all are just funphobic

[seb @sebsgetawaycar]

how it feels to get new 10/10 showgirl music for someone who enjoyed the life of a showgirl from the very beginning

[bhumika⸆⸉ @bhumika_1905]

how it feels listening to cleveland! when you dont have a stick shoved up your ass

[luisa. @brinacardigan]

cómo se siente ser fan de taylor swift y que ella SI AME su trabajo

[bethany ❤️‍🔥 ENCORE @corneliastagain]

HE SHOWED ME THE HEIGHTS SO HATE ALL YOU LIKE THIS IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE