Hal

Linguist, deist, and avid traveler. Living free.

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@elonmusk This needs John Williams.

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@LeadingReport Does this mean that the real war or drugs is starting?

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@DrLoupis Does this justify the Mormons?

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@Tim_The_Sandman But our taxes do make everything better; just not for us. Our taxes are great for the countries we needlessly donate to.

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@TaraBull808 Absolutely yes.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@Cobratate It’s so weird not seeing Vietnamese on the ballot.

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This is absolutely what toast should look like.

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@AmiriKing Service dogs are trained from a very young age. I’m pretty sure she got this one from a rescue last year.

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@AmiriKing Nothing wrong with beans in chili, but if you put sugar in your chili, for any reason, we’re going to have issues.

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@ToddHagopian I’m still voting, as I do every year. It is my civic duty.

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@akafacehots I’m actually in possession of one right now. My buddy used to go to the bank to get a bunch of $2 bills before going to the strip club. Most of the ladies thought they were fake. It was pretty funny.

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@Sassafrass_84 Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hassenpfeffer incorporated!

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@LostInThePondUS We like Blur better.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I’m sure they’re tempered, but I’ve seen squid game and I know how this one ends.

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@wiseconnector Gladly.

Ahem.

Zipper merging does not work if no one leaves a gap. That is all.

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@Sassafrass_84

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@wiseconnector Because I’d rather back into a spot than back into traffic.

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@Sassafrass_84 This is like the vacuum’s answer to the push-mower. I think they call it a sweeper.

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@AgoristN U.S. infrastructure. I don’t like any of the answers.