Halalmacita

99% halal but oh that 1% 😈 🇰🇪

[Halalmacita @Halalmacita]

@PatPhetho 😂😂😂 I’m honestly beginning to think marriage ONLY benefits men… because they’re always the ones fighting us about it on the internet. My Lord 🙆🏿‍♀️

[Halalmacita @Halalmacita]

@RamzZy_ 😂😂

[Frank Hook @FrankHook]

When you're on top of stuff...

[Halalmacita @Halalmacita]

@MuneneInc 😂😂

[Halalmacita @Halalmacita]

@mavericksdick @salimishmael_ Ah 😂

[Halalmacita @Halalmacita]

@RamzZy_ @OliLondonTV 🤣🤣

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Some meetings are so unnecessary; an email would have sufficed.

[Halalmacita @Halalmacita]

@MuneneInc It’s hilarious 😂😂

[Halalmacita @Halalmacita]

@MuneneInc Campaign season is always the funniest lmfao 😂

[Halalmacita @Halalmacita]

@salimishmael_ @RamzZy_ 😂😂 I love this for your girl boo

[Certified Roadman @SteeNyamu]

One day we shall start rioting like the french and these cars will be turned into scrap.

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

Me choosing “Truth” in truth or dare game, just to lie anyway

[Halalmacita @Halalmacita]

@pinchofelocin 😂

[Halalmacita @Halalmacita]

@RamzZy_ Wueh jamani 🤣

[Halalmacita @Halalmacita]

@salimishmael_ Men will always be the prize lmfao 🤣

[Halalmacita @Halalmacita]

@mphoramabule2 😂😂

[Halalmacita @Halalmacita]

@salimishmael_ @RamzZy_ 😂😂 Salim 🤣

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Most Kenyan Boomers and Gen X have this delusion anyone with locs is a criminal because of how colonialists profiled the Mau Mau for their hairstyles.

I’m seeing Millennials and Gen Zs assuming anyone who speaks great english can’t be a criminal.

Every national school had thieves, that’s how we ended up with a parliament.