Kyle S

COO @HalcyonTrader1

[Halcyon Support Shitposts @HalcyonShitpost]

One of the people who got a FREE prediction account code decided to start DMing people trying to sell it for $40.

Out of everyone in the Discord, he somehow picked our CEO @HTFFinalBoss as a potential customer. 💀

Not exactly a criminal mastermind.

[Halcyon Support Shitposts @HalcyonShitpost]

Fastest ticket resolution in company history. Didn’t even have to touch it. 🤝

[Kyle S @HalcyonKyleS]

@HalcyonShitpost @HalcyonTrader1

[Halcyon Payouts @HalcyonPayouts]

Ashley trades with $50K Reward Accounts and recently received a fast payout. They submitted a reward request and was paid the very next day!!

[Halcyon Payouts @HalcyonPayouts]

Joseph, a $50K Reward Account trader, recently submitted a reward request and didn’t have to wait long. His reward was successfully paid out the following day!

[Halcyon Payouts @HalcyonPayouts]

Jashane trades with a $50K Reward Account and had a quick turnaround on his latest reward request. After submitting it, his payout was processed and received the very next day!!

[Steven Kubik @HTFFinalBoss]

Once again the CTOs and COO @HalcyonKyleS decided forgiveness was better than permission 🤣🤣 this is wild you can reset an account for like $13 🤷‍♂️🫪🫪

[Halcyon Support Shitposts @HalcyonShitpost]

Not sure what they expected us to do with that information. Better safe than sorry 🤷‍♂️

[Abhimanyu Yadav @WorldlyReviewer]

Tesla unsupervised @robotaxi hitting and going through bollards. Is this the first recorded instance of an unsupervised robotaxi hitting an object? It was supposed to go around it. I’ve had a critical disengagement once here too with my car. Holy shit wasn’t expecting it to just go through. Luckily there was no damage to the bollards or the car. People have run them over too in front of me but wasn’t expecting the robotaxi to do it. Will this be in the NHTSA report?? I don’t think this can be considered an “accident”

[Kyle S @HalcyonKyleS]

@SawyerMerritt @Tesla That font is disgusting

[Halcyon Trader Funding @HalcyonTrader1]

We heard our traders. 👀

And we heard the ones who have been waiting for a low-cost way to get started with Halcyon.

So we answered.

🔥 Accounts starting at just $32

Low cost. Real opportunity. Built for traders.

Your move. 🐻⚡

CODE: HTF

[Kyle S @HalcyonKyleS]

@shitposts_mp4 I always come out up when I play this slot. It’s a good game.

[Halcyon Support Shitposts @HalcyonShitpost]

We thought our response times were pretty good, but apparently if we take too long depression starts setting in.

We’re just that cool to talk to 😎

[Kyle S @HalcyonKyleS]

@DanielLockyer @bot @cursor_ai This issue exists on cursor for iOS too

[Kyle S @HalcyonKyleS]

@farzyness 100%

[Halcyon Trader Funding @HalcyonTrader1]

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[Kyle S @HalcyonKyleS]

@saucemete I enjoy dropping the “Kindly never contact me again” line

[Kyle S @HalcyonKyleS]

@Polymarket No shit

[Kyle S @HalcyonKyleS]

@Pricerrors It’s asking for a reciept number, what do I put?

[Kyle S @HalcyonKyleS]

@TexasTSLA You can plug it in, do the double scroll wheel reset and it will charge for free IIRC