Stephen Hale

These pretzels are making be thirsty.

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

every millennial man you know is currently hyperventilating

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Imagine telling someone 5 years ago FSU would either compete against USC in the Big Ten where they'd get maximum media exposure, or against Oklahoma in the SEC where they could attract players with higher salaries, and you were waiting to see a Xeet confirming which.

[*screams into the void* @alexcollyard]

*average of 600 mass shootings a year happen over 3 year span*

no way to fix this :(

*trans people exist*

64 anti-trans bills passed, 376 currently active

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The MAGA Republican Party stands for nothing. There’s no platform, no discernible policies. Just subservience to one ruler, Donald Trump.

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

The strangest thing about this epoch of American history will always be that tens of millions of grown ups decided to form a cult like devotion to, of all available people, Donald Trump.

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

I. Don’t. Care. If. You’re. Christian. https://t.co/lJGAGlHHUx

[meh @lisabeej]

@letsgomathias @steveking_

[David Frum @davidfrum]

Every society has extremist crackpots. Every other society denies them firearms

[Chad Dotson @dotsonc]

I just had a good idea. Bob Castellini should sell the Reds.

[Joel Dahmen @Joel_Dahmen]

Dreams do come true! If we get enough retweets @harryhiggs1991 will take his shirt off on 16 tomorrow!

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

The guys who politicize cakes, high school track and field and Dr. Seuss would like you to stop politicizing the violent attack based on the fascist lie the entire party is now organized around.

[Tim Ryan @TimRyan]

Protecting our democracy isn't partisan just because one party refuses to do it.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

Gun deaths per year (most recent year available):

United States: 39,682

India: 3,655

Canada: 695

Spain: 282

Australia: 229

UK: 107

Japan: 9

https://t.co/BUK7mhci29

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Have to say, I’m pretty glad we elected Joe Biden instead of Donald Trump.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

OH MY GOD

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva?

Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States

[sarah o'grady 🧡 @ladyogrady]

Absolute mic drop. I’d love to hear someone answer this question.

[Kevin Baron @DefenseBaron]

And for his (nearly) final act, the president once again throws the entire US intellience, military, and national security community under the bus. America has been attacked. Trump defends Russia, instead. Again.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Republicans acting like everything's normal after their failed coup.