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...I like turtles.

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Jumping back in to 2020 Twitter to say I played DND for the first time ever with my sibs last night, and was an idiotic bard character who charmed the hobgoblin leader Targor by pulling out a ukulele and singing "who shot Targor?? REVEAL YOURSEEEEELF!" and am I doing it right?

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@MattesonPaige But Paige, I TOTALLY can see through social media that you're a great fit to be a "small business owner" with my organization! And even though we never ever talked once ever I totally know you would LOVE beach body.

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2020: the year I became a chocolate hummus person.

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OMG sitting in #hermanmelville's pew in the Seamen's Bethel!!! 2020 #mobydickmarathon #mobydick

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@taraolivero @americanrep I'm going to get back on twitter for the first time in forever to say AAAAAAAAAAAAH

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@taraolivero If spongebob the musical beats anything for best musical I will riot

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Update: no brownies, but hell yeah to tea in the tub. 10/10 would recommend

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You ever have a week that makes you want to cry and drink tea and eat brownies and be in a bathtub all at once? Cuz I’m pretty sure that is EXACTLY what I’m about to do.

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Finishing up the first season of slings and arrows and I casually started crying when the awesome guard character was like “I get it, he can’t kill him because he’s praying.”

PEOPLE UNDERSTANDING SHAKESPEARE FOR THE FIRST TIME MAKES ME SOB OK BYE

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I am made of sweat. Acting is such a glamorous thing.

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@taraolivero Stage combat is like the most badass feeling thing in the world.

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@Val_Laine_98 MY AESTHETIC

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@Reada_BrOOKe This is THE SWEETEST THING I CRYYYYY

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@MattesonPaige Text me if you need anything, friend

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@MattesonPaige I’ve been there before. I love you.

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@Reada_BrOOKe GOOD. I welcome their hatred

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Black Friday. SOS, send coffee

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“Run all the way the fuck over this theatre, basically.”

-Nick Tash, director extraordinaire
@shakesmachineFW

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I am so sore from rehearsal last night and so happy. Faustus is gonna be some fun stuff, guys

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I need to figure out a Halloween costume in the next two hours HELP ME