onion ring shorty

welcome back to the chan chan

[onion ring shorty @HaleyAM]

When he says he’s not really into politics then goes on a tangent about how great trump is

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
https://t.co/W9qMQw7KfL

[onion ring shorty @HaleyAM]

@DCOMedyPodcast Also have to share that I did watch this movie high and it made it worse

[onion ring shorty @HaleyAM]

I hope this fucker has another stroke

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

John Fetterman said he would not support a bill that harms Dreamers (undocumented immigrants who came to US as kids).
A day later, he announced support for a bill that would enable the detention of undocumented immigrants *arrested* (not necessarily convicted) for shoplifting.

[Serenity Now! 🇺🇸 @Serenitynow1776]

That was a shit show press conference in New Orleans.

Mayor: “This is a Terrorist Attack”
FBI: “This is not a Terrorist Attack”
Police Chief: “Go enjoy New Orleans!”

Wtf. Did these people talk to each other before going out there?

[say :)(: @kgleeb]

thinking about how when chris colfer was in high school he wanted to sing defying gravity at a talent show but they wouldn’t let him, so he got his revenge by singing it on glee. that’s the epitome of holding space with the lyrics of defying gravity and feeling power in it

[ely 🍉 @fabledwishes]

mocking them for not having water when she herself looks like shes never stepped foot in a shower with that hair

[Aja ♀️🇬🇧 @AjaTheEmpress]

Men should be banned from this job.

[Nadira Ali🇵🇸 @Nadira_ali12]

“I want my amputated hand back”
“I want my amputated hand back”

They carry a load that no child should have to bear💔

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills.

Norway - 0
UK - 0
France - 0
Spain - 0
Portugal - 0
Denmark - 0
Australia - 0
Iceland - 0
Italy - 0
Finland - 0
Ireland - 0
Germany - 0
Netherlands - 0
Sweden - 0
Japan - 0
Canada - 0
United States - 643k

[Ben Crump @AttorneyCrump]

Tyron McAlpin, the deaf Black man with cerebral palsy who was falsely accused of assault by Phoenix police, says he tried to point to his ears to tell officers he couldn’t hear them before he was punched 10+ times and tased 4x. This brutality remains unconscionable!

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

STUDENTS EMBOLDENED BY TRUMP

Beverly Hills High School—the week of the 2024 election a mob of kids with a Trump flag on a pole, with Trump clothing and MAGA hats stormed the halls.

In recent weeks, Black students have been targets of racism, saying they’ve been called racial slurs and seen racist graffiti scrawled across the walls of the restrooms.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Wait, so you’re telling me that Trump and Vance repeatedly LIED to all of America during the campaign? I’m gobsmacked.

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

The woman who won her civil r*pe case against Conor McGregor had to move house this year after a group of men wearing balaclavas stabbed her partner and broke her windows

This was not brought up during the trial as the judge deemed it “completely irrelevant”

(via @rtenews)

[Jen (ESC) 🇨🇦❤️🦋 @Smil3yAngel]

I have never once, in my 45 years of living, been harassed in a bathroom by a trans female.

However, I have been harassed by a man walking down the street minding my own business many, many, many, many times.

Gender neutral bathrooms aren't the problem.

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

IT NEVER STARTED IN OCTOBER

[sarah @sahouraxo]

This is Beirut today.

Israel is dropping American-made bombs on civilian homes, destroying one of the oldest capital cities in the world.

[Motasem A Dalloul @AbujomaaGaza]

Today is my birthday..

It is the first birthday without my beloved wife and my angels: Abu Baker and Yahya, who have been KILLED by Israeli occupation!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

America: No one is above the law.

Also America: Judge Juan Merchan has granted Donald Trump's request to file a motion to dismiss the charges in New York v. Trump and removed the sentencing date for the president-elect from the schedule.

What the actual fuck.