Haley Chambers

[Haley Chambers @HaleyChambers2]

In case anyone is wondering how my day is going, I just squeezed a tomato all over myself cause I thought it was a stress ball

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

Had a dream last night that great british bake off added a position called The Saboteur where they let all the contestants bring a child or small adult to take fistfuls of the other bakers’ cakes when they weren’t looking

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me holding her halo while she’s on demon time

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Baby elephants typically don't learn to control their trunks until they're about a year old, which may result in behavior like this.

[:v @colerawrz]

boyfriend gonna wish he didnt come over

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

bro i hate when people set alarms that wake up everybody BUT them

[Nieltown @nieltown]

You can be a silly billy or you can be a Serious William. Up to you

[Shane @McClellandShane]

Me waking up this glorious Halloween month morning

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

instead of texting "on my way" ima just send this

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

gm

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

holy shit it’s a Demogorgoon

[Haley Chambers @HaleyChambers2]

@DDRQueenColleen What the actual hell 😂 no need to be rude especially when you are being considerate and thinking of the safety of yourself and others. Smh.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

sometimes we have to let natural selection run its course

[Marius Hauken @mhauken]

Your iPhone got an upgrade this week.

10 new, hidden features no one knows about:

[Emily Cooper @emmcooper42]

Hands down one of the best murals in #Philly 🥨

[Gabino Iglesias @Gabino_Iglesias]

Hey, here’s an awesome idea: leave it the fuck alone. Now is not a good time.

[Jenni Tabler, PhD @jenni_tabler]

Home Depot's singular positive mark on American society is thanks to the unknown hero on some product committee who was like "the people don't know what they want, we will show them" and then gifted us the 12 ft tall skeleton. Happy enormous skeleton season to all who celebrate.

[Delaware Fightin' Blue Hens @UDBlueHens]

Band SHOWING up in Annapolis! 🎶

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

The Delaware Football coach is a legend

[Avi Bitterman, MD @AviBittMD]

Cheek and neck of a 92-year-old female, who used UV-protective moisturizers on her face but not on the neck for 40+ years.

https://t.co/Q8wWxY2tDE