Haley Dercher (she/her)

Funny broad who writes TV that’s delightfully twisted. My short film, Good Girl, is about neurosis and kink. #wgaeast member.

[Haley Dercher (she/her) @HaleyDercher]

This tradition we have where every thirty years the youngest generation learns about blowjobs from Bill Clinton is probably the closest thing we have to standardized and compulsory sex education in this country.

[trash jones @jzux]

by age 30 you should have one harrowing friendship breakup that you talk about with the fragile stoicism of a Vietnam veteran

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

oh my god the real life version of “L to the O.G.”

[Haley Dercher (she/her) @HaleyDercher]

After you finish your Chinese food, come celebrate a very Jewdy Christmas with me. Tickets at the link in my bio. #comedy #standup #standupcomedy

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

RFK Jr searching Donald Trump and the Oval Office for junk food day 1 on the job

[Tony Tost @tonytost]

This is so deeply accurate it hurts.

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

i think tampax named their tampons “pearl” bc they go inside your clam.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I remember when voting meant going behind a dirty curtain and cranking a bunch of levers like you were the goddamn Wizard of Oz. It was phenomenal.

[Qwin Yutamaru @QwinOmaru]

steve kornacki tonight…

[Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 @RepWeinstein]

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

[David @schaalfan]

It’s his time

[Kevin @caoimhinof]

These Great British Bake Off themes are getting to be ludicrous.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

They look like they own and operate a drag club and they just found out their son is about to marry a woman from a conservative family

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

Republican Party so regressive that a teen movie from the 90s has more compassion.

[Lindsay @Rollinintheseat]

A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

"I have concepts of a plan."

[Haley Dercher (she/her) @HaleyDercher]

Everyone knows the leader on fertilization is Nick Cannon. More lies.