Haley Faye Rosenthal

✨Singer • Songwriter • Dancer • Actor ✨ ✨Boston Conservatory at Berklee alum ✨ ✨STREAM “SUPPOSED TO” OUT NOW✨

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

you might think it's bad if a bunch of rioters senselessly beat the shit out of someone who probably didn't deserve it, and i agree it's bad if that happens, but the point is we don't pay rioters 100,000 dollars a year to do it

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

I’m sick of coffee I want whatever theater kids consumed that made them act like that at 8am

[Harrison Stringer @HarrisonString]

congrats only to the starfish from #LittleMermaidLive who hit her final pose the wrong way

[Haley Faye Rosenthal @HaleyFRosenthal]

@Rude_Astrology Why can't my Leo sun/Scorpio moon/Capricorn rising ass not get over a goddamn Cancer sun/Virgo moon/Gemini rising? Let a bitch know, pls and thank you

[Satan @s8n]

Wake up sluts it’s time to sin

[Haley Faye Rosenthal @HaleyFRosenthal]

I’m such a slut for Hint of Lime chips. A “hoe of lime” if you will

[m @myrandatomb]

One “a ha ha” a day keeps the doctor away

[zyndaya @calithevirgo]

you ever get close with someone and they’re like “yeah I dont have many close friends” and you’re like “omg why ur awesome” then after a few months of their toxic shenanigans you’re just like damn the mystery is SOLVED

[Haley Faye Rosenthal @HaleyFRosenthal]

@aubreyisari : “I can suck dick, but for some reason, I can’t brush my teeth without throwing up.”

[Haley Faye Rosenthal @HaleyFRosenthal]

And on this episode of “Haley vs. Tinder,” I give you this.

[Harrison Stringer @HarrisonString]

no one:
buzzfeed quizzes: pick a 90s rom com and we'll guess how many cheeseburgers you can fit in your asshole

[Haley Faye Rosenthal @HaleyFRosenthal]

@oliviazane LIV