нaley

I will laugh at my jokes even if you don’t.

[нaley @HaleyHolborn]

Is wearing a shirt that says “do you wanna be friends?” too aggressive for college..?

Asking for a friend. Literally

[нaley @HaleyHolborn]

I just walked in to find my grandpa watching Gilmore Girls. We’re gonna be great roommates

[нaley @HaleyHolborn]

I live in San Diego now.

[нaley @HaleyHolborn]

“Package” … 2 dressers lol

[нaley @HaleyHolborn]

Just shipped my first package to my new home!😭😆

[нaley @HaleyHolborn]

Grandma McGhee, a thread.🥰😆

[нaley @HaleyHolborn]

She needs help from no one.

[нaley @HaleyHolborn]

I have 7 days left of work😳

[нaley @HaleyHolborn]

@linseyrenee17 “IN” 😂

[нaley @HaleyHolborn]

If you want a killer drinking game, just take a shot every time I say “Oh” at the beginning of a sentence

[cindy ✯ @RUNYOMONEY]

ppl see an old person eating by themselves and start making depressive ass scenarios what if they just don’t like ppl

[нaley @HaleyHolborn]

I cannot express how much I have missed hour and a half leg days

[нaley @HaleyHolborn]

Cheers to dads who provided the perfect dose of daddy issues to create a great sense of humor😆 Happy Father’s Day

[нaley @HaleyHolborn]

Really craving a good boating day

[нaley @HaleyHolborn]

I have a very strong urge to buy a pair of crocs

[нaley @HaleyHolborn]

Men who wear joggers to the gym— thank you😉

[Qondi @QondiNtini]

So Roger Federer can “listen to his body” but Naomi Osaka is fined for listening to hers?

[нaley @HaleyHolborn]

“I’m moving” has been the greatest excuse to not be set up someone. Should have thought of it sooner

[нaley @HaleyHolborn]

@martamollas Sure do!😘

[нaley @HaleyHolborn]

@martamollas 😘

[нaley @HaleyHolborn]

Every year on my birthday I reflect on things I want to improve on in my life for the coming year. I haven’t put much thought into it yet for 26, but one thing is for sure going to be complimenting people. I’m bad at taking and giving them. So get ready to be flattered.😉