Haley JONES

on twitter again
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[Haley JONES @HaleyKGJones]

I want to win an espresso machine 😮‍💨

Win The Ultimate Home Barista Starter Kit which includes a Rocket Espresso machine and grinder! https://t.co/5VN0ksuSir

[Haley JONES @HaleyKGJones]

I used to think, using charm to make life easier was a cop out but honestly, like I need to try that 😂 because if I can why not ya know

[Haley JONES @HaleyKGJones]

i dont believe in hiding your progress, like some people pick up stuff really fast and some don't. is this little piece of art/writing/ect kinda rough? sure, and thats good. not fine, good.

[Haley JONES @HaleyKGJones]

Being a little kinder to myself today ❤️ you can too 🥹

[Haley JONES @HaleyKGJones]

My downstairs neighbor: “what the hell ish she doing up there? Sounds like she’s jumping around”
Me: jumping around for no reason

[Haley JONES @HaleyKGJones]

Had someone ask if our coffee was fair trade the other day and then proceeded not to tip. kinda seems like you actually care about a living wage.

[Haley JONES @HaleyKGJones]

I don’t know what everyone in the early 2000s was doing hating on Enya…I’m loving it haha

[Haley JONES @HaleyKGJones]

I have made 5 meals from my grocery store rotisserie chicken and baguette! Chicken noodle soup and chicken salad. Including making the stock with the bones and excess. It’s nice to use the mostly whole chicken rather than just parts.

[Haley JONES @HaleyKGJones]

I feel like am old lady when the gen z kids say they’re problematic. Like hunny why are you proud of that? Maybe it’s more akin to “Omg I’m such a messs”

[Haley JONES @HaleyKGJones]

But catch me at work and I’ll be wearing a plain yellow shirt and some worn out dickies. But my makeup may still be a glided queen of the heavens who knows 😇

[Haley JONES @HaleyKGJones]

Listening to electronic euro dance pop makes me want to enter the most aggressive hyper-femme descendant of the stars era like twirling down on a star in a blazer and stilettos.

[Haley JONES @HaleyKGJones]

I think I’ve lost touch with reality, I no longer know how many emojis is too many and no longer know if/when they are inappropriate. 🙏🏻🤩😓😇

[Haley JONES @HaleyKGJones]

As much as I want to be a punk-food-purest if achef is a good person and they decide to “sell out”, make a product, franchise their restaurants, whatever.They deserve it, they likely spent most of theircareer working 12+hr shifts for min-low wages and SHOULD chill andmake a buck.

[Haley JONES @HaleyKGJones]

short form videos on every platform is really mushing up my brain.. i think i may just short circuit, hopefully it happens in under 30 secs, so i can record it.

[Haley JONES @HaleyKGJones]

I recently learned that if you want respect from any construction/mechanic type all you have to say is that you have zip ties

[Haley JONES @HaleyKGJones]

Nice drivers are really humbling me and my road rage today 😫 #imsorryithoughtyouweregonnamean

[Haley JONES @HaleyKGJones]

@whatexactlyisup Thousand island dressing-balls

[Haley JONES @HaleyKGJones]

@whatexactlyisup Wish I made bread but I’m too crusty

[Haley JONES @HaleyKGJones]

@whatexactlyisup Awww✨🙏 haha that helps 🤍

[Haley JONES @HaleyKGJones]

Who on earth is looking at my tweets.

Also and I guess not liking them

That’s a lot more than I expected