Sad Disaster

Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there | I'm a Libra if it matters | She/Her | Free 🇵🇸 | All opinions are my own

[Sad Disaster @HaleyLawyer]

The cool thing about being named after a comet is that I won't be alive to see it

[starsleeps @starsleeps]

If anyone is wondering how not updating this app since it was twitter is going: pictures display as links, I can’t post replies, I can see the number of QTs but not what they actually say, and I approximately 75% of DMs never show up. But at least I got that bird.

[Sad Disaster @HaleyLawyer]

@racheIaIi Okay but also wish they would put the Why Can’t I cover on ANY streaming

[Sad Disaster @HaleyLawyer]

My dad died today.

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

i’m the only person in the office today i’m gonna smoke cigs at my desk and ash them into my work laptop

[Staladus 🐁 @Staladus]

The atheism leaving my body the moment the Pope starts talking about how AI is an affront to God and the new Tower of Babel

[Sad Disaster @HaleyLawyer]

Sleeping in a pitch dark room the privilege is palpable

[Sad Disaster @HaleyLawyer]

I don’t know how I feel about this, but I’ve finally done it @timehop

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

few things are up your butt and around the corner anymore

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Last few hours before a hair wash will really have you experiencing a depth of misery only usually found in Russian literature

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

My doctor told me smoking a cigarette at the end of the day after you’ve finished everything is actually good for you

[Sad Disaster @HaleyLawyer]

@NWSIndianapolis There were several downed trees between 10th and 16th and Illinois and Delaware streets after this event. When can we expect NWS to confirm tornadic activity?

[hunter @3gpmh]

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

[xX_falsegrindgf @realxemo]

i don’t worry too much about chicago transplant discourse because what did you expect me to do — live my entire life in indianapolis indiana? be serious

[Julian Gough @juliangough]

Really enjoying this time-travel thriller, where a man stuck in 2013 tweets desperate warnings to his 2017 self, who has become President. https://t.co/JQZAFN0Thh

[Sad Disaster @HaleyLawyer]

Just take me out back at this point

[Sad Disaster @HaleyLawyer]

@stoolpresidente Tie-Breakers on Mass Ave has some GREAT food. Burgers, wings, sides, amazing

[aba @theabaverse]

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

[Rogue Fashion @rogue]

The lovers cigarette holder designed by robert stern in 1954