Haley Lenz

[Haley Lenz @HaleyLenz22]

just got ordained who wants me to marry them?

[Haley Lenz @HaleyLenz22]

can we have a petition to bring back new girl to netflix

[Haley Lenz @HaleyLenz22]

i swear landscaping trucks intentionally park in the most inconvenient places on purpose

[Haley Lenz @HaleyLenz22]

can we all just get along please?

[Haley Lenz @HaleyLenz22]

the devil couldn’t reach me so he sent me a fat mirror instead

[Haley Lenz @HaleyLenz22]

god i love food

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he definitely liked banana splits…

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I thought they were kidding. I thought it was a silly little joke. I even wrote it down in my diary.

[Haley Lenz @HaleyLenz22]

THE DAY HAS COME… IVE BEEN PICKED FOR JURY DUTY

[Haley Lenz @HaleyLenz22]

i wonder how many balloons it would take to lift me

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i make way to many of my problems tomorrow problems

[Haley Lenz @HaleyLenz22]

god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers. me trying to put away my laundry the day i did it

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no words can express how badly i want to be chosen for jury duty

[Haley Lenz @HaleyLenz22]

jake paul is the son that thinks they can beat their dad up

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the single pen in my backpack this semester has been working overtime

[Haley Lenz @HaleyLenz22]

if mike tyson looses to jake paul i’m stuck in a simulation

[Haley Lenz @HaleyLenz22]

the clean laundry on my bed hate to see me coming just to throw it in a pile on the ground

[Haley Lenz @HaleyLenz22]

nothing angers me more than picky eater

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i guess liam didn’t thank beyoncé during one of his speeches

[Haley Lenz @HaleyLenz22]

i feel like i relate to a panda because we both don’t know how we’ve survived this long