Haley

UCM 2020
UCMTF

[UCM Mules & Jennies @ucm_athletics]

With 115 student-athletes, #teamUCM led the MIAA in D2ADA Academic Achievement recipients! https://t.co/KoBYkuJnzX

[Haley @HaleyLin13]

@stupidass473 Impossible. You simply cannot become stupider than you already are

[UCM Mules & Jennies @ucm_athletics]

Preview: Here's all you need to know about @UCMTF at this weekend's MIAA Indoor Championship meet! #teamUCM https://t.co/Vvz4P0QcX5

[UCM Mules & Jennies @ucm_athletics]

Rankings: Mules Track starts the year ranked 3rd, Jennies 16th in the USTFCCCA preseason rankings! @UCMTF #teamUCM https://t.co/kgcY4qZkM8

[relatable @byreIatable]

College is weird bc it’s not home, but home doesn’t feel like home, but you miss whichever one you’re not at

[Haley @HaleyLin13]

@bedolla_maria @TaylorLindenbu1

[Haley @HaleyLin13]

Mom: you want kids someday?

Me: ...😶

Mom: do you?

Me: I don't fuckin know. Those things are kinda expensive.

[Haley @HaleyLin13]

@ColIegeStudent

[UCM Mules & Jennies @ucm_athletics]

.@UCMTF had a strong showing on day two of the MIAA Outdoor Championships https://t.co/HAwHLxm4r8

[UCM Track and Field @UCMTF]

For the 1st time since 1993, the MIAA Outdoor Championships are in Warrensburg! Come cheer on your Mules and Jennies all weekend long!

Meet info: https://t.co/sbaR2NZSHW

#teamUCM

[UCM Track and Field @UCMTF]

Women’s High Jump: Haley Lindenbusch clears 5-06.50 to place 4th. #teamUCM

[Team Runner For Life @TeamRunner4Life]

HUMAN BODY: I can grow a fully formed human baby in like 9 months. I'm talking brain, functioning respiratory system, eyeballs, everything.

ME: Cool, cool. How long will it take for my running injury to feel better?

HUMAN BODY: 7 years and it will never be the same. 🙃🙃

[Team Runner For Life @TeamRunner4Life]

Runners philosophy : if it hurts when you walk but not when you run, you're okay

[Haley @HaleyLin13]

@TeamRunner4Life 5' 6" in the high jump with three stress fractures in my legs

[relatable @byreIatable]

College is like a Dora the Explorer episode; your professor asks a question, stares at you and then answers their own question.

[Haley @HaleyLin13]

@TeamRunner4Life What about all the jumpers out there???

[relatable @byreIatable]

There's no "i' in team, but apparently there is one hidden somewhere in "group project"

[relatable @byreIatable]

"Fuck college", I say as I do all my homework and aim for A's "you know what I don't even care anymore", I say as I continue to work hard