Mallory King

If making grilled cheese was an Olympic sport, I'd win the Gold medal.

[Mallory King @HaleyMalpg]

My drivers license expiring simply bc im turning 30 is the biggest inconvenience, somehow I got behind the sweet grandma who got her CDL to drive a bus, "for the kids" and it's taken over an hour to get her shit straightened out. Send help.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Nobody:

Midwest dads answering the phone:

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

My flag is not green or red..

It's white.

I give up. 🏳️

leave me alone

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you ask a Midwesterner “how’s it going” the day after Memorial Day weekend and they reply with “another day in paradise” or “living the dream” that roughly translates to push me off the grain elevator

[Mallory King @HaleyMalpg]

Fr Tho. Hailey Van Lith you good girl? Kinda broke my heart watching her last night. She looked so out of place. At first I thought it was because she was given an impossible defensive task, but the O was not there either. She looked genuinely unhappy. Full 360 from last year. 😔

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessWBB]

BELIEVE.

#MarchMadness x @IowaWBB

[The Iowa Hawkeyes @TheIowaHawkeyes]

🗣️ WE’RE HEADED TO THE FINAL FOUR

@IowaWBB x #Hawkeyes

[Inspirational Quotes @SeffSaid]

Please

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

BACK-TO-BACK LIKE IT'S A TRADITION‼️

[a n x i e t y @ohanxiety]

“you look tired” bro i am

[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

harsh realizations.

[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

honestly..

[Wakeup People @WakeupPeopIe]

I'm so so proud of you.

[ً @sajzxa]

no amount of concealer can cover up how tired i am of this life

[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

truly.

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

you deserve someone who thinks you’re too important to lose.

[Overmind @overmind01]

Always remember that

[Wakeup People @WakeupPeopIe]

Know the difference.