Haley Norton

Wooooooooo

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

these love island tweets got me rolling on the floor laughing i missed this & can get used to another 2 months of it

[Germano @germano_ka]

trabalhar é ruim mas nada melhor do que conseguir comprar uma coisa que você quer com o seu próprio dinheiro sem ter que ficar pedindo pra mãe ou pai

[naledii_m @naledii_mm]

When I remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[Haley Norton @HaleyNorton__]

Sorry you’re gonna be left out just for tonight ☠️
#loveisland

[Haley Norton @HaleyNorton__]

Newsflash: it’s common courtesy to turn your brights off when you’re passing somebody and it’s raining outside. Like come on blind me why don’t you run me off the road even who cares

[Haley Norton @HaleyNorton__]

Once again pride and prejudice just HITS THE SPOTTT

[Haley Norton @HaleyNorton__]

Idk why I ever said this I don’t even like avocados

[Haley Norton @HaleyNorton__]

I’ve decided I will be an avocado next year for Halloween. Mark my words.

[m @sus2chainz]

it’s so nice out i should quit my job today

[Haley Norton @HaleyNorton__]

Tried to limit my TikTok time and now I’m addicted to Instagram reels

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

NOT THE SABRINAVERSE OMFG SHE ATE THIS😭😭😭

[B… @branmattic]

Just filled up my gas tank

[Phillygirl @24tog]

The best thing about Amazon is they rather refund you than have a conversation about it

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

*getting ready to pay for my oil change*

Mechanic: we also noticed tha-

Me:

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot

[Haley Norton @HaleyNorton__]

They’re not landing on the moon this time around bc it never happened in the first place. The moon landing conspiracy lives in me

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

I love beating a dead horse idgaf I got something else to say

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

How I sleep at night knowing I don't have to write a lengthy text to an emotionally immature man asking him to do better

[Haley Norton @HaleyNorton__]

My grandpa died and I forgot to finalize my madness bracket. Times could not be tougher.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

how a cigarette looks at me when a drop of alcohol enters my body