AechStodd

Hope; the internal expectation of a different outcome.

[AechStodd @HaleySaint_odd]

The thing I appreciate about stranger things the most is it’s got my dad using D&D words like demogorgon, nerds be infiltrating households one conservative father at a time. #StrangerThings

[AechStodd @HaleySaint_odd]

The internet was so cool at its inception, but at this point it feels more like a vending machine that keeps spitting your quarters back out at you…just take my money, so I can get the dang 3D Doritos and some SoBe.

[AechStodd @HaleySaint_odd]

By the time you’re 30, if you’re single you should be sleeping in the middle of your bed. #by30

[AechStodd @HaleySaint_odd]

Say Yes to Moon Days https://t.co/2tVrmNIDYV via @Change

A petition for a day off during your cycle. 🤩

[AechStodd @HaleySaint_odd]

Dad: “there is this man at work, Garret, I think you should meet him.”

Me: “does he own a home?”

Dad: “yes 😏”

Me: “is he interested in selling?”

[AechStodd @HaleySaint_odd]

Hear me out gas is high and so are our stress levels, I’ll vote for whoever proposes a 4 day work week where you work from home for 2 of the 4 days…

[AechStodd @HaleySaint_odd]

“Vacation Bible School” is an oxymoron.

[AechStodd @HaleySaint_odd]

@hugh_daddy Ha not so funny but when I first read this I thought it said “Rogan” and I was like “that checks out…”

[AechStodd @HaleySaint_odd]

“I’m a slut for alliteration”

[AechStodd @HaleySaint_odd]

I really want to go home after work to a tall glass of some kind of chocolate milk, the air conditioner, and the theme song from reading rainbow. If it’s not LeVar Burton’s smiling face and butterflies 🦋 I don’t want it.
#itspbsforme

[AechStodd @HaleySaint_odd]

What I’ve learned in 2022 is that I want to be Lake Superior when I grow up. #goals @LakeSuperior

[Lake Canada 🇨🇦 @LakeSuperior]

This lake vehemently stands with women having the right to choose.

[AechStodd @HaleySaint_odd]

“Take a shot of fireball, shut your mouth you ignorant slut”

[AechStodd @HaleySaint_odd]

Being 30 is just a hell scape of stuff you used to enjoy but now do everything in your power to avoid.

“You said the open mic starts at 8pm on a Tuesday, I couldn’t possibly I have to be in bed by 9:15”

[AechStodd @HaleySaint_odd]

“Will there be sun, that’s a no from me”

[AechStodd @HaleySaint_odd]

then we have to accommodate for a bunch of patriarchal shit and you have the audacity to critique us and tell us “stop being hysterical that doesn’t hurt”

[AechStodd @HaleySaint_odd]

HotTake: the reason we transition from “brave girl” to “emotional teen” to “angry woman” is because from the moment blood starts coming out of our bodies until we die we function at base level “in pain” (emotionally and physically) and NO ONE EVEN ACKNOWLEDGES IT.

[AechStodd @HaleySaint_odd]

@milkstrology Def. A Sagittarius 😘

[AechStodd @HaleySaint_odd]

very few things in life bring me more comfort than a cup of hot tea and Broad City. @broadcity

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

Every country has roughly same percentage of people who have mental health issue. No other country has the mass shootings we have. Why? Because we allow anyone to buy military style weapons here. No other country does that. So, we have non-stop massacres. It's the guns, stupid.