Things Haley Says

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[Things Haley Says @HaleyThings]

It's finals season and Haley is suffering #PrayForHaley2015

[Things Haley Says @HaleyThings]

Haley thought that mandarins were called mandarins because they're "chinese mandarins" because they're oranges that speak Chinese

[Things Haley Says @HaleyThings]

Don't you love the floor? It's so supportive! Like look at me, I'm on the 3rd floor. Without it, I'd be on the ground

[Things Haley Says @HaleyThings]

Shirt the fuck up!!!

[Things Haley Says @HaleyThings]

"My sister has beautiful toes all of the time"

[haley silas @HaleySilas]

@HaleyThings yeah...

[Things Haley Says @HaleyThings]

"You look awfully white today"

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"It's too bad you can't buy babies off of kijiji"

[Things Haley Says @HaleyThings]

*Michael Jackson song starts playing* Cosi: "Hey it's Michael Jackson!" Haley: "WHERE?" *starts looking around*

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"I got fuckin shit colours" -Haley's response to Heinz giving his students candy

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"I already went through my twitter timeline, can I go through yours?" *takes my phone*

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"My mom was in the Yukon territories"

[Things Haley Says @HaleyThings]

"If I can cut this so it's just the tippy tiny tippy tip... "

[Things Haley Says @HaleyThings]

"The moon is so great. It's like a big ball of happiness that watches us sleep. It's like sunshine but not. It makes me so happy I love it."

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*gets a paper cut and pulls out bandaid* "damn I'm prepared!"

[SPG Quotes @SPGQuotes]

Garrett- "Look at the train!"
Haley-"How do you know its a train?"
G- "What else could it be?"
H- "Maybe its a helicopter"
Whole bus - "..."

[SPG Quotes @SPGQuotes]

Haley- "I don't get it!"