Haley Marie

DTC🤍

[Haley Marie @Haley_Dentinger]

the most perfect pupper🤩

[Haley Marie @Haley_Dentinger]

@BYoungSK0311 @44MagnumBlue1 You neglected to mention that you were not the writer.

[Haley Marie @Haley_Dentinger]

This didn’t age well. I’m all about some yee haw in 2026

[Haley Marie @Haley_Dentinger]

People really wake up... and listen to country music 🤮

[Haley Marie @Haley_Dentinger]

@BYoungSK0311 @44MagnumBlue1 Please quote stories that are not yours. David D Dentinger is my grandfather who wrote this story as well as many others.

[Haley Marie @Haley_Dentinger]

Just ordered $30 worth of food for myself. Why am I not 500 pounds

[Haley Marie @Haley_Dentinger]

My Twitter got hacked and I thought i lost it forever. I can’t escape panic mode

[Jamaine @thejigg]

What does the bacon industry have against resealable packaging?

[Haley Marie @Haley_Dentinger]

Literally everyone in Bardstown came to hometown today. Killed me but resurrected my wallet 🥴

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

what is joe biden’s plan to stop bathing suit companies from selling tops and bottoms separate for $70 each

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

u ever feel like an unexpected item in the bagging area

[Haley Marie @Haley_Dentinger]

Why did nobody tell me how hideous I was in highschool? I will never touch a yearbook ever again😂😂

[Haley Marie @Haley_Dentinger]

I forgot my mask while walking into Kroger. It was similar to walking in naked🥴

[Haley Marie @Haley_Dentinger]

At the point in my college career where I’m pissed when I have a B in a class. I was never like this

[Haley Marie @Haley_Dentinger]

You dry a Victoria’s Secret bra one time by accident and it’s a gonner

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

me (angrier than i’ve ever been in my entire life): no worries, all good!

[Haley Marie @Haley_Dentinger]

I just did the math and I’ve spent roughly $40,000 on rent and utilities for my townhouse in 5 years😳

[Haley Marie @Haley_Dentinger]

Doing homework for a few hours everyday is way easier than cramming it all into one or two days. Why did I ever do that?🥴

[Haley Marie @Haley_Dentinger]

I hate being a girl and going to autozone

[Haley Marie @Haley_Dentinger]

@parkertaylor2 70 year old pervs.. I worked there😒

[Haley Marie @Haley_Dentinger]

Paying off my credit cards makes me happy but also makes me wanna throw up after looking at my bank account 🤢