*talking with a dad at the bar*
Him: when are you getting married?
Me: hopefully at 32
Him: You are attractive and responsible, you will get married when you find the right one and it’s the right time. No sooner.
#dadadvice
I just compiled the last five years of mine and my college roomies snap videos, and now I’m sitting here ugly crying. Why are my friends so funny? How did I get so blessed? #1258LAX
All my friends are out here doing Big Things (getting married💍, getting into to med school👨⚕️, buying houses🏠) and I'm just over here like @WhiteClaw is on ME...
....so good thing none of them are doing the kid thing yet
This candlelight vigil was everything I was needing tonight. You were so unbelievably loved, Aidan. I was so stoked to watch you play the next 2 years. I’ll still be watching for you on that field as a proud sister on the sidelines, but just in a different way. ❤️
*played baby shark remix & let my 5th graders dance*
Neighboring Teacher: “Did you have a dance party this morning?”
Me: “Why did you hear my bass drop?”