Hay

[Hay @Haley_Joy7]

@brynntentis I love that you leave your candles lit all day in your apartment, it’s such a great energy

[Hay @Haley_Joy7]

@sydschem YES QUEEN

[Hay @Haley_Joy7]

@sydschem @WhiteClaw That’s what I’m saying.... like I’m at home alone with two dogs and need a beverage

[Syd @sydschem]

*talking with a dad at the bar*

Him: when are you getting married?

Me: hopefully at 32

Him: You are attractive and responsible, you will get married when you find the right one and it’s the right time. No sooner.

#dadadvice

[Syd @sydschem]

And in case you need a visual. Just imagine about 15 straight minutes of situations similar to this

[Syd @sydschem]

I just compiled the last five years of mine and my college roomies snap videos, and now I’m sitting here ugly crying. Why are my friends so funny? How did I get so blessed? #1258LAX

[Syd @sydschem]

All my friends are out here doing Big Things (getting married💍, getting into to med school👨‍⚕️, buying houses🏠) and I'm just over here like @WhiteClaw is on ME...

....so good thing none of them are doing the kid thing yet

[Hay @Haley_Joy7]

@sydschem I’ll be there

[Hay @Haley_Joy7]

@AlchemyCorgi Hey if I roll an odd you finish your drink? Deal?

[Hay @Haley_Joy7]

@sydschem I’m so proud

[Mer @mk_milla]

This candlelight vigil was everything I was needing tonight. You were so unbelievably loved, Aidan. I was so stoked to watch you play the next 2 years. I’ll still be watching for you on that field as a proud sister on the sidelines, but just in a different way. ❤️

[Syd @sydschem]

This just proves that there is so much more to life than the obstacle you are currently facing #icried #iNEVERcry

[Hay @Haley_Joy7]

*listening to my 5th graders talk about 5th grade drama*
Student: “oh girl, now that’s the tea right there.”

I’m dead... 😂

[Hay @Haley_Joy7]

When @sydschem said, “this is one of the last nights we’ll ever be roommates...” that shit hit me hard.. 😓

[Hay @Haley_Joy7]

You don’t know a bad day until you’ve lit your kitchen on fire trying to make homemade egg rolls...

[Hay @Haley_Joy7]

*played baby shark remix & let my 5th graders dance*
Neighboring Teacher: “Did you have a dance party this morning?”
Me: “Why did you hear my bass drop?”

[Hay @Haley_Joy7]

@sydschem Lmao reading this as I eat Doritos

[Hay @Haley_Joy7]

No one loves me

[Hay @Haley_Joy7]

If you love me please Venmo me $2.50

[Hay @Haley_Joy7]

@sydschem 🐐🐐🐐🐐 where’s my goat?