Haley Matthes

Lafayette College | KKG

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

imagine you work as an icu nurse through covid and you become a reality star and then a man writes a nyt op ed about why he didn’t want to date you and then your best friend dates that man. ciara miller i am contracting an etsy witch on your behalf as we speak

[lilly! @taylenahq]

i think some people who are criticizing showgirl need to know that while youve been getting down about the liars and the dirty dirty cheats of the world you couldve been getting down to this sick beat

[Haley Matthes @Haley_Matthes]

@BarExamTutor Thankfully was able to waive into literally every other state around me because my score was high enough but sending so many well wishes to that individual it’s truly heartbreaking and devastating

[Haley Matthes @Haley_Matthes]

@BarExamTutor This literally happened to me and then three months later my jurisdiction lowered their cut score and refused to honor my score so yes I can imagine this 😂

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

watching people lose their minds over a straight guy liking both theater and basketball is sending me bc this is literally the plot of high school musical

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

This is possibly the most insane national security story in the last 50 years. Includes a massive text chain between senior members of the Trump admin gaming out foreign policy and war plans on Signal, and they accidentally added a reporter to the group chat.

[Ameshia Cross @AmeshiaCross]

Saying "America is back" while the stock market is crumbling, unemployment is rising, the costs of living is increasing, veterans are getting fired and democracy is falling...Trump what is America back from?

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: They just kicked African American Congressman Al Green out of Trump's Speech.

Weird that Marjorie Taylor Greene was never removed when she went off at Biden's SOTU a few years ago.

[Haley Matthes @Haley_Matthes]

@montekirsto Woot woot

[gia (taylor’s version) @giamariano5]

nothing worse than showing up to a restaurant hungover and you see this size of water cups

[Kyle Pagan @KylePagan_]

Gotta be the first Bala Cynwyd mention in Grammys history

[ça ira glass @PercyYaBysshe]

NYPD commissioner: you perp walked that guy?
Goon: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked
Commissioner: what

[Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg]

Why do “hot” chicks do MESSY BUN ?

And why are they right ?

Cheers

[Cata @miasancata]

Pennsylvania every two seconds https://t.co/PQNmKL4UvN

[Emily @emilybernay]

I like how CNN sees no problem with putting Anderson Cooper smack dab in the center of Hurricane Milton but somehow draw the line at letting him drink on New Year’s Eve

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[garçon @boymolish]

J. Crew fall 2024 catalog, they brought it back like they never left 😮‍💨

[Haley Matthes @Haley_Matthes]

@montekirsto No but it’s so good