Haley Armstrong

Recruiting Coordinator | 573 Native | Rock Chalk | MEd in Athletics | Enneagram 7 🤩

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

On the 12th day of Christmas the Midwest gave to me

12 random seasons
11 unfixed potholes
10 walking tacos
9 lemme sneak past ya’s
8 runaway cattle
7 u betchas
6 games of corn hole
5 OPE SORRYS
4 winter storms
3 Welp, alright’s
2 one finger waves
And a 45 minute doorway goodbye

[Ryne Armstrong @RevRyne23]

Just to prove I’m not a grinch. Also, have you ever cut down an unmarked, illegal tree at the Christmas Tree Farm on accident? Me neither…@HaleyatNLS

[Ryne Armstrong @RevRyne23]

10 Costco bags of candy. 120+ adult treats (shooters). Solid night of trick or treating in Leabrooke.

[JohnCablesPianoHippie @CablesPiano]

@SportsCenter Ridiculous. I’ve tackled people harder at my daughter’s softball game

[Haley Armstrong @HaleyatNLS]

New @lukecombs album is 🔥.

[Haley Armstrong @HaleyatNLS]

Let the “my legs are sticking to the leather seats in my car” season officially begin in Missouri! 😂

[Haley Armstrong @HaleyatNLS]

I’M STILL SHOOK.

[Kyle Frey @_kyle_frey]

Every millennial watching the #PepsiHalftime

[ESPN @espn]

Mahomes left the Chiefs' celebration to find Josh Allen ❤️

(via @NFL)

[Haley Armstrong @HaleyatNLS]

HOW IS THERE STILL ONLY 1 TARGET FOR OVER 300,000 PEOPLE!!! @Target please bring us another to Southwest Missouri.

[Haley Armstrong @HaleyatNLS]

@Owls_HC_WWUmbb Williams Baptist!

[Haley Armstrong @HaleyatNLS]

MIZ-LOL 🏀💙❤️

[Haley Armstrong @HaleyatNLS]

Smokeshows > Dumpsterfire

[Haley Armstrong @HaleyatNLS]

#MissUSA > #MNF

[Haley Armstrong @HaleyatNLS]

@lucarmstrong5 @Target Rude. You know better! #golf #seasons #BBQ #basspro #andys

[Haley Armstrong @HaleyatNLS]

How do we only have 1 @Target for a town of 200,000 people?! Blows my mind.

[Ryne Armstrong @RevRyne23]

Me: Hands my wife a piece of cheese to try
Her: No. I don’t like cheese
Me: Oh. Okay.
Me: Continues making grilled cheese
Me: Hands her grilled cheese
Her:

[Haley Armstrong @HaleyatNLS]

@RevRyne23 I don’t like cheese by itself***

[Haley Armstrong @HaleyatNLS]

This weather change in Missouri got people driving all looney toones this morning.

[Haley Armstrong @HaleyatNLS]

Finally ah roof season is Missouri!
Ya feel??

[Haley Armstrong @HaleyatNLS]

PSA Skateboarding is now an Olympic Sport.