Haley Paulsen

they call me yung blood.

[Haley Paulsen @Haleyyy_25]

I’m not sure why but I chose violence this morning as soon as I woke up.. y’all better watch tf out.

[Haley Paulsen @Haleyyy_25]

So a co-worker of mine just said to me “I don’t know how you run a household as a woman all by yourself. It’s probably really hard.” Uhhh.... I live by myself in my house.... Should I be offended? Or like...... wut...? Because I kinda want to punch him..

[Haley Paulsen @Haleyyy_25]

@dakotaa718 I’m 24 but I very much relate to that child. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Haley Paulsen @Haleyyy_25]

“I just float through life like a fucking unicorn.... or something like that. You know, real magical and shit.”

[Haley Paulsen @Haleyyy_25]

When Mac Miller said "You could have the world in the palm of your hand, you still might drop it..." I felt that shit.

[Haley Paulsen @Haleyyy_25]

Only cried one time while at work today. I call that a win. 😛

Back story: I cry when i get angry. It happens a lot at work. Also, my job is hard.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Derek Dozier @CoachDoz_]

It’s already October. You know what that means 🎃🎃🎃

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

My kind of protest. Merica.

[Haley Paulsen @Haleyyy_25]

Today’s my half birthday. Just so everyone knows. I will be accepting gifts until further notice. 💁🏼‍♀️

[Haley Paulsen @Haleyyy_25]

“I’m going to bed early tonight” is the biggest lie I have ever told myself.... and I say it everyday.

[Amanda Lynette 🤍 @MandieLynettee]

I’m Kylie in my family Lmao

[Haley Paulsen @Haleyyy_25]

Does anyone else spend Sunday night watching sad ass movies and crying? Just me...? Alright bet.

[Haley Paulsen @Haleyyy_25]

What I’m really trying to figure out is how tf do y’all drink matcha......???? like y’all really drink this shit for fun????