Half Asian Problems

If you're half asian and you have problems, you should follow this account.

[Half Asian Problems @HalfAsianProbs]

REEMERGING FROM A TWITTER HIATUS AND OPENING UP MY DMs BC U CAN DO THAT NOW

Send me your struggles and not your dick pics ❤️

[Half Asian Problems @HalfAsianProbs]

"Omg so if I combine you and another half Asian, you make a full Asian!" - totally original person

[Victor Tran @VicVanTran]

White girl: "You're [ethnicity] but not [ethnicity-ethnicity]. Like, you'll [mild steretype] but you don't [severely racist stereotype]

[Half Asian Problems @HalfAsianProbs]

How I feel when I'm with the Asian side of my family

[Half Asian Problems @HalfAsianProbs]

The holidays: a time to get together with your relatives and question your cultural identity while indulging in good food

[Half Asian Problems @HalfAsianProbs]

Irrational white people:
"I'm π/6 French, π/3 Swedish, π/6 Irish and π/3 German so I totally understand what it's like to be mixed!"

[Half Asian Problems @HalfAsianProbs]

It's great to be half Asian because you're simultaneously:
- fetishized
- discriminated against
- confused

[Half Asian Problems @HalfAsianProbs]

Tinder as an ethnically ambiguous person:

[Half Asian Problems @HalfAsianProbs]

In 2016, I hope to fill out fewer forms that make me "select one" ethnicity. #HalfAsianProbs

[Half Asian Problems @HalfAsianProbs]

I am the human version of an Asian fusion restaurant.

[Half Asian Problems @HalfAsianProbs]

There are so many more mixed children nowadays and it excites me knowing that we are the face of the future

[Half Asian Problems @HalfAsianProbs]

When I tan, I become even more ethnically ambiguous #HalfAsianProbs

[Half Asian Problems @HalfAsianProbs]

Friend 1: "I think you look more Asian"

Friend 2: "No I think your sibling does"

#GrowingUpWithSiblings

[Half Asian Problems @HalfAsianProbs]

Mixed feelings about using the #GrowingUpAsian hashtag. #HalfAsianProbs

[Half Asian Problems @HalfAsianProbs]

All I need in a car: style, comfort, and rice.

[Half Asian Problems @HalfAsianProbs]

No, I don't speak Asian. #HalfAsianProbs

[Half Asian Problems @HalfAsianProbs]

When someone correctly guesses my background

[Half Asian Problems @HalfAsianProbs]

Even the "diverse" emojis don't represent me.

Too yellow: 👩👨
Not yellow enough: 👩🏻👨🏼👩🏽👨🏾👩🏿

#HalfAsianProbs

[Half Asian Problems @HalfAsianProbs]

Raised in suburban city.
Considered "exotic."
#HalfAsianProbs

[Half Asian Problems @HalfAsianProbs]

I was devastated and confused when I found out Miranda Cosgrove and Joseph Gordon Levitt weren't half asian #HalfAsianProbs