illuminated mirth 💭💬🐋

Pan-fried whatnots of topical tropical storytelling | Source of sundry editorial illustrations | Winner of the 1984 Square knot tying contest

[illuminated mirth 💭💬🐋 @HalfBakedMirth]

Just watched the Life of Pi - with my middle schoolers - one of them said “Dad, I wonder if there’s a third story, because he gave only two”

I’m floored

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

The no bowl, bowl cut automated by AI robotics.

[illuminated mirth 💭💬🐋 @HalfBakedMirth]

@silvercoin01 @SkepticalSinik @latestinspace In the snow every day

[illuminated mirth 💭💬🐋 @HalfBakedMirth]

Tried to go back to sleep… but started dreaming about my life’s realities -then- realized I wasn’t dreaming. Still awake. Alarm goes off on 21 minutes - maybe a can get in a power 15 minute nap

[illuminated mirth 💭💬🐋 @HalfBakedMirth]

5:22am time to turn off Twitter - roll over - go back to sleep until the 6am alarm.

[illuminated mirth 💭💬🐋 @HalfBakedMirth]

@heyricharnold The owners/marketers of apps producing NFTs are making out like bandits - charging all the processing fees. Yep there are fantastical outliers boasting millions in sales, but those people already have big names. The average person will never sell anything, but they paid the fees

[illuminated mirth 💭💬🐋 @HalfBakedMirth]

@SRXracing great race tonight, perfect for a hot summer Saturday night!

[illuminated mirth 💭💬🐋 @HalfBakedMirth]

@aluxcom 1B

[illuminated mirth 💭💬🐋 @HalfBakedMirth]

I’m grateful for Box Fans - to help me sleep at night

note: I’m talking about the real ones, not the 8 hour videos on Amazon Prime

[illuminated mirth 💭💬🐋 @HalfBakedMirth]

If you wake up from a nightmare #OnMars it’s probably not a nightmare - it’s probably really happening.

Which makes me wonder - What kind of nightmares will people have #OnMars? I mean, I guess you could dream about being chased by a martian monster, or falling out of a rocket

[illuminated mirth 💭💬🐋 @HalfBakedMirth]

Ugh, just noticed the phone battery, which made me notice the time, and then reminded me I have to work tomorrow, which means I have to finish a deadline, and now I’m already hungry for lunch break - and it’s only 1:30 in the morning, which means if I go to sleep now I get 5 hrs

[illuminated mirth 💭💬🐋 @HalfBakedMirth]

New stage play - Death of a Pop-Tart

[illuminated mirth 💭💬🐋 @HalfBakedMirth]

@abobrow Nope, they only wanted wood workers and metal benders... nothing with moving parts - kept the football players safe. Well I guess they could have cut off a finger or three

[illuminated mirth 💭💬🐋 @HalfBakedMirth]

Hold on for a sec, will there be days of the week - does time change #OnMars

[illuminated mirth 💭💬🐋 @HalfBakedMirth]

Who wants to bet which fast food will be #OnMars first? McDonalds? Burger King? Chick-fil-a? My money is on Taco Bell - come on, how are you going to have Taco Tuesday without Taco Bell?

Besides no other FF has a day of the week dedicated to them

[illuminated mirth 💭💬🐋 @HalfBakedMirth]

Will there be book reading clubs #OnMars and will they read stories about being back on #Earth

[illuminated mirth 💭💬🐋 @HalfBakedMirth]

You know how they say “to have a successful business pick something nobody wants to do?” Like on King of the Hill - Bobby gets rich picking up dog poop off people’s yards... Well who’s going be the first to start a trash collection business and turn it into a mafia #OnMars

[illuminated mirth 💭💬🐋 @HalfBakedMirth]

Hey world, who remembers The Young Ones? Where’s the reboot? @netflix @AMC_TV @PrimeVideo @hulu @hbomax anyone? The Young Ones reboot anyone?! You know it will work on subscription business models...come on imagine them all on social

[illuminated mirth 💭💬🐋 @HalfBakedMirth]

@howiefoxjokes He’s working on his beachbody

[illuminated mirth 💭💬🐋 @HalfBakedMirth]

Just thinking with all the Zoom calls during COVID why nobody has parodied “Who’s zoomin who” by Aretha Franklin or at least made some kind of ad with it. Maybe someone has, I’ve just not seem it yet.

[illuminated mirth 💭💬🐋 @HalfBakedMirth]

@rolliwrites @DoobieDukeSims ...It’s the same ol song... 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶...