Ashirwad Nunihar

A boy trapped inside a man's body. Closet comic, meme aficionado, kabhi kabhi kavi. Views are personal, opinions experience driven.

[Gurpreet Garry Walia @garrywalia_]

स्मृति ईरानी का पुराना खजाना खोदा है , रीट्वीट करके वायरल करना आपका काम है

2012 👇

[Ashirwad Nunihar @HalfBloodTechie]

@Cricketpaglu45 Cheteshwar Pujara

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

Listen to this 2-minute, eye-opening interview of Umar Khalid 🔥

This should go viral.

[Priyanka Bharti @priyanka2bharti]

एंकर ओर BJP प्रवक्ता - बस थोड़ी सी ही महंगाई बढ़ी है!

जवाब - सुबह उठते ही 29₹ गैस का दाम बढ़ गया, थोड़ा सा बढ़ा!
1% के पास 40% धन है, हमसे थोड़ा सा हो ज्यादा है!
19% बच्चे कुपोषित है, बस थोड़ा सा कुपोषित है!
हर तीसरा बच्चा बौना पैदा होता है, थोड़ा सा बौना पैदा हो रहा!

भारत भुखमरी में 123 देशों में 102 वें नंबर पर है, बस थोड़ा सा भुखमरी है!

ये कैसा थोड़ा सा है? शर्म भी नहीं आती!

मोदी जी कहते है, देश संकट में है जनता पब्लिक ट्रांसपोर्ट से चले!

शाम होते ही, महामानव 30-32 गाड़ियों के काफिले के साथ रोडशो पर निकल जाते है!

फिर कहते है, विदेश भ्रमण मत करिए और दूसरे ही दिन 4 देशों की विदेशी यात्रा पर मेलोडी खिलाने निकल पड़ते है!

SBI की रिसर्च कहती है कि गरीबी रेखा में वो आते है गाँव में जिनका महीने की आमदनी 1,632 रुपये, और शहर में 1,944 रुपये है वो गरीब है। उससे 1₹ ज्यादा वा���े अमीर है?

यह आंकड़ों में गरीब को मिटाने का तरीका है। रेखा इतनी नीचे खींच दो कि कोई उसके नीचे बचे ही नहीं। और ऐसे सबको अमीर बना दो?

[Ashirwad Nunihar @HalfBloodTechie]

@akashgngwr823 Common people take loans for the intention of repaying them not defaulting. Ever heard of the word financial hardship?

[Dharmendra Pradhan @dpradhanbjp]

Learn to take responsibility,you are VP of GOP.Cowards never take responsibility .Hippocracy of Sahazade!!!

[Tanmay Kashyap @TanmayKOfficial]

Honourable Prime Minister Narendra Modi Ji... please listen to your children's cries @narendramodi @PMOIndia

I am Tanmay Kashyap, a CBSE Class 12 student, writing this with a completely broken heart and tears that won't stop.

Sir, today was Mann Ki Baat… we were desperately hoping you would finally speak about the CBSE OSM blunder that has destroyed lakhs of students. But you didn’t say a single word.

Because of blurry OSM sheets, crashing portals, overcharging and faulty marking, our board percentages are ruined. College admissions have already started and JOSAA counselling is about to begin lakhs of us may have to drop an entire year.

I lost my close friend to suicide. Many more students are attempting the same. We gave two years of our blood and soul... and you remain silent.

Sir, we are your children. We never harmed you. We just studied hard. Please... with folded hands and a dying heart, I beg you - speak about the OSM tragedy. Award grace marks of 20 in all subjects so we can still save our futures.

Don't let more lives be lost. Please help us Sir... we have no one else.

With folded hands and a broken soul,
A devastated Cbse student

@EduMinOfIndia @dpradhanbjp
@cbseindia29

#CBSE2026 #GraceMarksForCBSE #JusticeForCBSEStudents #Osm #Cbsestudents #OsmControversy #SaveCBSEStudents #Cbse

[Congress @INCIndia]

देश में पेपर लीक उद्योग चल रहा है

[Sudhir Chaudhary @sudhirchaudhary]

Petrol jokes r pouring in: Petrol Pump Attendant : Kitne ka daaloon? Me : 2-4 Rupye ka gadi ke upar spray kar de bhai. Aag lagani hai.=))

[Ashirwad Nunihar @HalfBloodTechie]

@theskindoctor13 An individual earning 10k monthly or 120000 yearly roughly pays around Rs. 25000 in the form of indirect taxes in the form of GST, Cess and other embedded taxes.

[Ashirwad Nunihar @HalfBloodTechie]

@Sachan8574 Faltu ki bakchodi hain ye

[Ashirwad Nunihar @HalfBloodTechie]

@UberIN_Support @Uber_India I booked an auto ride for my parents from AIIMS Bhopal to RKMP bhopal, the driver didn't agree with the final fare displayed on the screen and asked for extra amount.

[Ashirwad Nunihar @HalfBloodTechie]

@HDFCBank_Cares @HDFC_Bank @RBI I am extremely anguished at the charges of around Rs. 4500 were deducted from my account despite my request to you on X. This wasn't expected of you guys.

[Ashirwad Nunihar @HalfBloodTechie]

@total_woke_ Gyaandu this picture is from coolie, not dewaar

[Ashirwad Nunihar @HalfBloodTechie]

Demonetization gets lionized as the master stroke against terror funding, but the attacks potentially preventable by such long-term ops—reduced to headlines for the 'greater good' revenge arc. Why the selective spotlight?Thoughts?

[Ashirwad Nunihar @HalfBloodTechie]

Genuine question amid all the praise for Aditya Dhar's peak detailing in #DhurandharTheRevenge:
The film builds this epic spy infiltration to hit terror networks at the root... yet in the real events it draws from, Pathankot, Uri, Pulwama still happened. 1/2

[Ashirwad Nunihar @HalfBloodTechie]

@worshipVK Best scene of the movie for me

[Ashirwad Nunihar @HalfBloodTechie]

Watch Dhurandhar for the craft that cinema is not the propaganda it serves. Fictional but fact based movies like these become the encyclopedia of the WhatsApp University.
#dhurandhartherevenge

[Ashirwad Nunihar @HalfBloodTechie]

@_mrchaturvedi Tone Deaf Soundtrack in Dhurandhar the revenge, songs were used without context.

[Ashirwad Nunihar @HalfBloodTechie]

@HDFCBank_Cares My account was again charged for MAB, despite having sufficient balance. The deduction was done on 11 March. Please help!

[Ashirwad Nunihar @HalfBloodTechie]

@HDFC_Bank @HDFCBank_Cares Hi, my account, which was dormant for a short while is showing negative balance due to non maintenance of MAB. I am requesting you to waive off the charges levied so that I can use my account for transactions.

[Ashirwad Nunihar @HalfBloodTechie]

@HDFCBank_Cares Thank You, the issue has been resolved.