Get backed off from a Vegas casino, escorted out, and asked not to come back with intentions of playing blackjack. ✅
Give me the lifetime achievement award. I want to capture this moment of triumph in a tweet cause its nearly 5am back home and no one is awake to share the tale.
@XfinitySupport you can send a reimbursement check to the billing address on my account. Please DM me for details. This is outrageous - for the love of god I pay YOU so much money to watch football on Sundays. Breach of contract. Fuck off.
@takesbypodrick@BarstoolTrent They have a bunch of pop up shops in Danys dragon lair and I’m kinda POd about it. Lack of respect to the Roman Empire and the fans of GoT.