“I saw Bill Russell play. I saw George Mikan play. I saw Wilt Chamberlain play. I saw Oscar Robertson play. This guy is the best player I’ve ever seen.”
-Literal 100 year old man
> be Arion Kurtaj
> join Lapsus hacking group in the UK
> hack multi-billion dollar companies like Nvidia and Uber at 17
> get arrested and have all your electronics confiscated
> get placed under strict bail in a hotel with nothing but a TV and a fire stick
> hack Rockstar and leak 90 clips of early development footage from GTA 6 using the fire stick and threaten to release the source code, causing millions of dollars in damages
> get arrested again and insist that you’ll do it again once released
> get sentenced to life in a hospital prison
> have a great time there with access to the community, fishing, cooking, shopping and even getting employment benefits
> get remitted to court and moved to jail where things get worse
> manage to smuggle a phone into prison using a drone and start posting selfies and messages suggesting the GTA 6 source code is out there
Wildest hacker in modern times
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