Judson Childs👨🏻‍🦰

Follow me for some jokes. Unfollow me for the same reason.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

I swear, if this guy even lets me begin to reach for my wallet at dinner…

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

I do 50 to 60 job interviews in here everyday

I never hire anyone

But about half the applicants buy a drink from the vending machine after I subtly encourage them to

I make $300 a day in passive income with this method

[Judson Childs👨🏻‍🦰 @HalfJud_Prince]

Tyler Childers the Creator

[LKD @LukeKerrDineen]

Throwing the hat and book down as makeshift toys as you desperately try to buy 2 mins to do something important is an elite dad move

[BIGPLAY Dave @BIGPLAY_Dave]

Me after I shoot an 89 to win $10 off my friend

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Wholesome: Panthers WR Xavier Legette riding around town with his brand new horse Dime Piece 🥹😭

[Alec Sears @alec_sears]

🚨🚨I just found a BOMBSHELL in the JFK Documents!

Turns out JFK met in secret with Castro, Nixon, and McNamara!!

[Spectre @spectre0799]

squabble up but the beat is Espresso

[theRoddick @OriginalRoddick]

All she can do is stand by him. If she touches him, it's an automatic 15-yard penalty.

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Wow…

Better Vision. Better Calls.

Still literally offering all NFL refs free LASIK.

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

When I offer to cover the tab for my friends (I want the Amex points and they’re Venmo’ing me later)

[Judson Childs👨🏻‍🦰 @HalfJud_Prince]

@ShitpostRock

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

A little snow doesn’t bother @Mandrews_81. 🥶

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

This schedule release from the Tennessee Titans was LEGENDARY 😂💀

[Mike Uva @Mike_Uva]

I don’t know who this guy is but S/O to the man with the Gamecock flag behind the field goalpost at the ACC Championship Game 😂

[Sam Brodey @sambrodey]

the Mahdi will be aware of things others cannot see

[Schandy @D_Schandy24]

Art.