Gordon Freeman

[Gordon Freeman @HalfLife2025]

@astronomytodayy Fake as fuck.

[Gordon Freeman @HalfLife2025]

@DLoesch November is coming for all of you Dana.

And the dildo of consequence never arrives unlubed.

[Gordon Freeman @HalfLife2025]

@BillColarulo Literally no one cares.

[Gordon Freeman @HalfLife2025]

@SlavsFreeTalk They gave me a $100 gift card and pushed my delivery to 10/31.

[Gordon Freeman @HalfLife2025]

@JoeyTheRing My delivery date was pushed from today to 10/31.

[Gordon Freeman @HalfLife2025]

@wilson_boi_101 My delivery was pushed from today to 10/31.

[Gordon Freeman @HalfLife2025]

@williambacky Same here.

[Gordon Freeman @HalfLife2025]

@OldManLefty1 The dildo of consequence never arrives unlubed.

[Gordon Freeman @HalfLife2025]

@WhiteVanillaVic @VerizonSupport @Verizon Awful.

[Gordon Freeman @HalfLife2025]

@dtrj787 @Verizon @VerizonSupport This.
Was 'guaranteed' by @VerizonSupport last night that I would have my phone today.
Reached out today after no delivery or tracking details
Now being told 5-7 business days.
Lies and an epic failure Verizon.

[Gordon Freeman @HalfLife2025]

@TheJeanAbraham @Verizon Same here. Epic fail @VerizonSupport

[Gordon Freeman @HalfLife2025]

@brandonbernicky @Verizon @VerizonSupport I had a @VerizonSupport rep lie to me last night. He said it was ‘confirmed’ that I would have my two Duos in the next 24 hours…I reached out again today after not seeing the tracking information…now told they won’t ship for five to seven business days.

[Gordon Freeman @HalfLife2025]

@StationWait @Verizon @VerizonSupport @VerizonSupport rep outright lied to me last night, said that I would definitely have the phone today. Now being told that I will have it in five to seven business days.

Epic customer service failure.

[Gordon Freeman @HalfLife2025]

@smoove_njdr Suck my balls asshole.

[Gordon Freeman @HalfLife2025]

@Sodius80 @Verizon @VerizonSupport Same here. @VerizonSupport rep outright lied to me last night saying that I would have the phone today. Now being told that I won’t have it for five to seven business days.

Epic customer service failure.

[Gordon Freeman @HalfLife2025]

@ppmcghee @wethmedaddy Same here. And the @VerizonSupport reps are outright lying to customers, telling me last night I would get my phone today. Now being told I won’t have it for five to seven business days.

Epic customer service failure.

[Gordon Freeman @HalfLife2025]

@MacRumors Meanwhile an epic fail on the part of @VerizonSupport for people who pre-ordered and were told they would have the device today. Their customer service has been sharing incorrect information causing a good deal of confusion. Bad business.

[Gordon Freeman @HalfLife2025]

@VerizonSupport @CheeseHeadSLC Same exact situation here. @VerizonSupport is a major failure. Why have a pre-order process when you can’t deliver on the day you said you could?

[Gordon Freeman @HalfLife2025]

@ImanTheGoddess @Verizon @VerizonSupport Same exact situation here.
@VerizonSupport is horrible.