Ali Kristine

❤️😊🏈🐶

[Ali Kristine @HalfNameAli]

@alikeister No one is as talented as us. #nametwins #badassbitches

[Ali Kristine @HalfNameAli]

@katekeister4 What an amazingly homeless photo of me to post on social media when I’m supposed to look my best. #damn

[Danny @pipianspice]

HER HUSBAND

[Ali Kristine @HalfNameAli]

@sydderr_oxox I love you 🙁

[Ali Kristine @HalfNameAli]

@bananagutz Big Breaths- hold an animal or something that makes you happy and close your eyes and focus on your breathing❤️ #anxietysucks

[Ali Kristine @HalfNameAli]

Something I legit just texted:

“Ps did you find your dildo or do I gotta search my spare room before I have company tomorrow?”

[Ali Kristine @HalfNameAli]

Being obsessed with your sisters means constantly having three convos going off- one of the three of you, one with @sydderr_oxox , and one with @Sherbert1020. #NegroGirlsNegroSistas

[Ali Kristine @HalfNameAli]

WE ARE AUNTS AGAIN @katekeister4

[Sydd 🤍 @sydderr_oxox]

Now that I officially have her flight details... everyone meet Evie Mae! 💜 #dachshundpuppy #BestChristmasEver

[Ali Kristine @HalfNameAli]

@gimmethtbecki Last time @katekeister4 tweeted @kfc when they wronged us and we ended up with some free food but like I just wanted Mac and cheese yesterday so bad. #stillbitter

[Ali Kristine @HalfNameAli]

Kate: thank you
Me: that’s not how we say ‘thank you’ in this family.
Kate: Mahola. That’s now how we say ‘family’ in this Ohana.

...we’ve been in Hawaii too long 😂

[Ali Kristine @HalfNameAli]

So happy we aren’t pumpkin carvers. That shit is too much work.

[Ali Kristine @HalfNameAli]

I feel like I played a crazy football game this weekend and didn’t get married. #sosore

[Ali Kristine @HalfNameAli]

You’ll always be the OG 🥰

[Ali Kristine @HalfNameAli]

Probs should rap my vows Saturday

[Ali Kristine @HalfNameAli]

Someone please have my back...

[Ali Kristine @HalfNameAli]

One week 😍 #IKeistagirlandilikedit

[Ali Kristine @HalfNameAli]

Officially have my own prime account #adultstatus

[Ali Kristine @HalfNameAli]

Yesterday while drunk texting, the lady I nannied for told me she had to wait for kids to sleep to play tooth fairy and my response was: “fuck the tooth fairy”

🤦🏽‍♀️

[Ali Kristine @HalfNameAli]

Everyone is so angry today 🙄