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Here’s the list of the rarest Pokemon in Pokemon Go
https://t.co/NGfcg0k6ST

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OH!... another zubat...

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Also: Phone battery.

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PSY-Y-Y-YYYY!!

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Welp, I guess I was rick-rolled by an Ekans.

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Stores are already using them...

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So THAT'S how the game really begins...

Art by Azenzeph

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If I had a dollar for every Pokemon I lost to the servers... I would buy them BETTER SERVERS!

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You were supposed to make my gyms stronger, not destroy them!

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It's the 90s... they come back to take revenge for all those horrible meme posts!!!

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OH GOD NO... Welp... he got the Ghost eeveelution.

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Come on, we are not hurting anyone... I hope.

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"But they are seeds!" YEAH THAT MAKES A LOT MORE SENSE

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I think that's enough Pokemon Go for today

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This may be the healthiest month for Pokemon fans all over the world.

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WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

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DAMN, that's closure.

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It's our problem-free philosophy

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Man I haven't been this healthy in years.

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They are in a different planet... that explains why I haven't found one.