𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒶 ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾

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[sao @bedr8que]

I hate being so socially awkward like talk you dumbass bitch

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

It’s so hot we just gotta die, it ain’t no way around it

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Every day I wonder why no one thinks like this

[$ @jxtsummer]

i'm so happy when i get off work. i feel like i just got released from jail

[27. @dimvji]

having work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen

[27. @dimvji]

i’m always in a rush to get home just to do nothing but lie down

[• @yducknow]

me rotting in my room while people my age are actually experiencing things

[🦢 @meishato]

This is rape. Any time coercion, guilt, or power is used to get sex, it’s rape. no gray area

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒶 ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ @Halfc4t]

RFK jr. can suck a fat dick and balls

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒶 ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ @Halfc4t]

2 weeks of vacation time a year is so ass you're telling me I only get 80 hours to enjoy my life?

[Mark 15:35 @TinaZinhle]

I be so happy when I get off work, I feel like I just got released from jail.

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒶 ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ @Halfc4t]

Thinking of quitting my job bc someone took my unassigned parking spot today

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒶 ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ @Halfc4t]

If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the fucking rain

[mrs. glock 🩵 @mylovedes_1]

the creeper in jeepers creepers had a personalized license plate…. did he stand in line at his DMV? did he have to pay the fees? who approved it? so many questions

[Tyler @I_AM_WILDCAT]

Coke Zero is literally one of mankind’s greatest creations. Grateful I get to exist at the same time as this impossible nectar.

[𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒶 ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ @Halfc4t]

Another day another mental break down