Lucas Halferty

better in person

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

It’s all about Jesus.

[Lucas Halferty @Halferty55]

@LASIKdotcom @RealSkipBayless @DaytonBC @NFL you hear that??

[Lucas Halferty @Halferty55]

@AskCapitalOne even your app is scrambled. The lock and unlock card feature keeps appearing and disappearing. It took me 10 minutes and 25 trys to get my card to unlock. On top of my paycheck being 48 hours late. This is unacceptable.
Will there be proper compensation for this?

[Lucas Halferty @Halferty55]

@Varod11 @dungeonsanddads @eruditechick And I will return to my original statement: I follow this podcast to listen to them play a game. Not give poor political advice. Who cares how much media one engages with. What a strange thing to focus on. Go touch some grass.
I've got horses to feed ✌️

[Lucas Halferty @Halferty55]

@Varod11 @dungeonsanddads @eruditechick Why is it that people like you always try to insult intelligence? Does that make you feel big? My condolences for your mother. At least she didn't have to witness her son become whatever the hell he is. Let me guess, twitch streamer

[Lucas Halferty @Halferty55]

@Varod11 @dungeonsanddads @eruditechick Congrats, you spend more time on social media than me. Your prize is in the mail. I sent it to your moms house but addressed it to the guy in her basement.

[Lucas Halferty @Halferty55]

@twylautism @dungeonsanddads @eruditechick 🖕

[RG 📷 @RyanGreeneDNVR]

being a broncos fan

[Jake Wood @JakeWoodTR]

Those Marines stood at that wall despite knowing that a suicide attack was imminent. Let that sink in. They did it because those men, women, and children needed their security to reach safety. I wish more Americans had that selfless courage. #Afhganistan

[Lucas Halferty @Halferty55]

@FootbaIl_Tweets @LohrRusty looks like you, if you ever showed up to lifting...
The insecure look he gives his coach is definitely you

[Lucas Halferty @Halferty55]

So far @turbotax has been the biggest waste of my time and mental health

[Lucas Halferty @Halferty55]

@LohrRusty Already there boi!

[Lucas Halferty @Halferty55]

I want somebody that looks at me the way I look at a breakfast burrito

[Lucas Halferty @Halferty55]

@LohrRusty More burritos for me then

[Kyle Clark @KyleClark]

Broncos should have waited on Joe Flacco until we found out if the guy who killed the mountain lion can throw a football.

[Lucas Halferty @Halferty55]

@KbugKacie Aw Hell Nobody fucks with Momma!

[Lucas Halferty @Halferty55]

Just bc you HAVE an opinion, doesn't mean you HAVE to share it. You HAVE the right to remain silent so shut the F**K UP

[Lucas Halferty @Halferty55]

@cananyonecme You are literally so all over tha map it's hard to keep up.

[Lucas Halferty @Halferty55]

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