Tyrion Lannister

Serving and seducing the Seven Kingdoms since a tiny lad, yet I still remain tiny.

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Happy Fathers Day Dad! bye bye!

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I'm f*cked!

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Wine ✅ Popcorn ✅ Whores ✅

Halfman is ready for #GameOfThrones

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Wine, now!

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I choose you as my champion!

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Can someone sneak me a jug of wine and a whore before this trial?

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Pod had more screen time than me, wait what? #WheresDinklage

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Kingslayer Brothers, unite!

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Let the Games begin...

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Less than three hours to see what I do next! #GameOfThrones

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Who's ready for tonight!? #OathKeepers #GameOfThrones

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I love you Podrick!

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Whoring, hunting, and drinking? Sounds like King Robert did it right to me!

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Any idea if there are conjugal visits in the dungeons?

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Box Wine is one of the worlds greatest inventions!